MAFSAus 2026 Thread 4. UK Pace. NO SPOILERS PLEASE. Platypus' cat says no fake tits, fake face and fake arse.

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Voila.

Gia is so tacky

What's her daughter's name?

Oo gia and Scott

Time to hear about their sex life 🙄🙄

Her nose looks like a skinny penis

Keep it to yourself. No one needs to know!

Bragging about shagging. Sooo classy

Boring!

They will not last! I see scott and Gia having a big fall out in a few weeks

Bec's building up a head of steam... she's going to shout out any min....

Bah ha ha ha now I can’t unsee it 🙈

Now youve said it

New thread up. Can someone link it please?

Probably A2M

Multiple times.

Do we really need to hear all about their sex lives and the permanently sore, friction burnt genitals?

Whats a2m 👀👀

it’s never good to peak this early in the ixperiment

www.mumsnet.com/talk/telly_addicts/5507515-mafsaus-2026-thread-5-no-spoilers-please-romcoms-double-denim-and-flapjack-envy?utm_campaign=thread&utm_medium=share

Ass to mouth

Arse to mouth???

And so smugly

Gia has a nose like a cock n balls

They’re absolutely cringe

No mention of the kid thing then?

They’re not going to last. Never

They called these two on next on purpose