MAFSAus 2026 Thread 4. UK Pace. NO SPOILERS PLEASE. Platypus' cat says no fake tits, fake face and fake arse.

[dapsnotplimsolls]

Voila.

She'll have to have her kid adopted then, nothing else for it....

The kid will be better off for it.

I have zero sympathy for her as she's been utterly horrendous so far.

Not so power couple now, Gia, huh?

Why the fuck did they pair up a woman with a child with a man who clearly didn't want a child. How unfair.

Obviously it's for the drama, but that rather makes a mockery of the show.

Ooh Scott, your mask slipped there.

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my mother's inner monologue when my stepdad didnt want me around

#catchmeintherapyalongsideBec

Why is a freedom loving man on a wedding show

He's backpedalling so hard, he's going to go through that blue wall behind him

No sadly that seems to be the point of this show. DRAMA...

To be fair, he didn't say he didn't want a child, full stop.

Gia is ugly on the inside

Oh dear Scott- not even funny.

Hes gross 🤢

Something jake Paul about him

Yay for Becs, she’ll love this

Julia soo wanted a woman !

He’s giving me roid bro vibes.

True. But unless it was a definite "yes a potential step child is great" then they shouldn't have matched them IMO.

Also I didn't realise school wasn't free in Australia.

He is a car salesman that's sex obsessed, he can't be anything else.

Steve giving Rebecca a slating 😳

Private school, presumably.

Brooke showing her bitchy side in that preview

I said I wasn’t convinced about her yet, and I’m getting the feeling I might be right to have reservations.

So if his family are making comments about her on social media - which was obvs going to happen, they seem the sort

Is this being filmed and aired straight after? Like towie?

Looks like our mature couple aren't quite on the same page

Really hoping that Luke eventually tells Mel that her personality is so ugly and that she has a hell of a lot of growing up to do.

Don't know their names but the back shaving couple. Just yuck.

Gia & Scott are horrible, shallow people.