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MAFSAus 2026 Thread 4. UK Pace. NO SPOILERS PLEASE. Platypus' cat says no fake tits, fake face and fake arse.

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dapsnotplimsolls · 18/03/2026 20:48

Voila.

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dapsnotplimsolls · 18/03/2026 21:13

dillite · 18/03/2026 21:12

Looks like our mature couple aren't quite on the same page

I bet he was hoping for a younger model.

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StaySpicy · 18/03/2026 21:13

mumofoneAloneandwell · 18/03/2026 21:11

So if his family are making comments about her on social media - which was obvs going to happen, they seem the sort

Is this being filmed and aired straight after? Like towie?

Surely just comments based on him feeding back?

SabrinaThwaite · 18/03/2026 21:14

TakeTheCuntingQuichePatricia · 18/03/2026 21:09

True. But unless it was a definite "yes a potential step child is great" then they shouldn't have matched them IMO.

Also I didn't realise school wasn't free in Australia.

About 40% of children are privately educated.

dillite · 18/03/2026 21:18

SabrinaThwaite · 18/03/2026 21:14

About 40% of children are privately educated.

Are private schools really cheap in Australia?

Empress13 · 18/03/2026 21:22

That’s wiped the smug look off her face! Hate the way she refers to her as the kid and not her daughter! Blame the ixperts why on earth would they pair him with her? Steven wow!

EdithBond · 18/03/2026 21:24

dillite · 18/03/2026 20:56

Luke will need to go into witness protection after this. This crazy cow will hunt him down for daring to stand up to her.

😆😆

Would take a lot of security to stop her lurking around the farm 😱

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 18/03/2026 21:25

Random321 · 18/03/2026 21:13

Really hoping that Luke eventually tells Mel that her personality is so ugly and that she has a hell of a lot of growing up to do.

Don't know their names but the back shaving couple. Just yuck.

Gia & Scott are horrible, shallow people.

Agreed re Gia and Scott.

EdithBond · 18/03/2026 21:28

PinterandPirandello · 18/03/2026 20:57

Unbelievable from Mel, poor Luke. You can feel the energy sapping away.

Stephen’s quite attractive I think. He’s a bit awkward socially but I think him and Rachel might get there.
Can’t quite make out Alissa - I don’t think she’s that into him and we know is a good actress.

Can’t get over Alissa’s prolonged and insistent ‘joke’ about being unable to marry David until he took a knee.

QueSyrahSyrah · 18/03/2026 21:28

Hola! I’m still catching up from missing last night. Just starting tonight’s episode now. Thanks for the thread.

HousePlantEmergency · 18/03/2026 21:31

Danny "D'ya namma min" needs to get in the bin.
What a dick.

TakeTheCuntingQuichePatricia · 18/03/2026 21:35

SabrinaThwaite · 18/03/2026 21:14

About 40% of children are privately educated.

Ah ok. Just the way he mentioned an older child so he wouldn't have to pay for school made it sound like there wasn't a free option.

mumofoneAloneandwell · 18/03/2026 21:35

StaySpicy · 18/03/2026 21:13

Surely just comments based on him feeding back?

Yeah maybe

Although surely there'd be a gag order until the show is aired

I do wonder - we'll find out tomorrow when they show what was said

SabrinaThwaite · 18/03/2026 21:37

dillite · 18/03/2026 21:18

Are private schools really cheap in Australia?

Varies I think - some religious schools are relatively inexpensive, but it goes up to big fees / super competitive entry in some areas from what friends / family out there have said.

H202too · 18/03/2026 21:37

Luke should have been matched with Bec.

Give Chemistry Dan to Miserable Mel.

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 18/03/2026 21:39

HousePlantEmergency · 18/03/2026 21:31

Danny "D'ya namma min" needs to get in the bin.
What a dick.

Why is he a dick? He threw the pictures out of the window.

Empress13 · 18/03/2026 21:44

EdithBond · 18/03/2026 21:28

Can’t get over Alissa’s prolonged and insistent ‘joke’ about being unable to marry David until he took a knee.

Not a spoiler but wait for it re Alissa that’s all I’m saying

EdithBond · 18/03/2026 21:45

TakeTheCuntingQuichePatricia · 18/03/2026 21:35

Ah ok. Just the way he mentioned an older child so he wouldn't have to pay for school made it sound like there wasn't a free option.

Gia sounded like she’d expect Scott to pay her DD’s school fees. Bit much.

mumofoneAloneandwell · 18/03/2026 21:51

H202too · 18/03/2026 21:37

Luke should have been matched with Bec.

Give Chemistry Dan to Miserable Mel.

She'd go running and clutching her pearls the second he tried shagging her - which he would, the sex pest

Ophir · 18/03/2026 21:54

H202too · 18/03/2026 21:37

Luke should have been matched with Bec.

Give Chemistry Dan to Miserable Mel.

Nooo! Luke needs a nice normal woman

H202too · 18/03/2026 22:05

Ophir · 18/03/2026 21:54

Nooo! Luke needs a nice normal woman

She may have been if she wasnt used then made
to feel ugly by Chemistry Dan.

Ophir · 18/03/2026 22:06

H202too · 18/03/2026 22:05

She may have been if she wasnt used then made
to feel ugly by Chemistry Dan.

Disagree, she’s crazy

she shouldn’t be on this

RobynRB · 18/03/2026 22:10

What's her kid's name.
LOL

dillite · 18/03/2026 22:12

RobynRB · 18/03/2026 22:10

What's her kid's name.
LOL

The Kid

TakeTheCuntingQuichePatricia · 18/03/2026 22:19

EdithBond · 18/03/2026 21:45

Gia sounded like she’d expect Scott to pay her DD’s school fees. Bit much.

True!

TinselAngel · 18/03/2026 22:26

Empress13 · 18/03/2026 21:09

Julia soo wanted a woman !

Julia is a massive lezzer. She might as well come to terms with it.

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