MAFSAus 2026 Thread 4. UK Pace. NO SPOILERS PLEASE. Platypus' cat says no fake tits, fake face and fake arse.

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Voila.

That was just performative nonsense.

Another guy who thinks a body full of shit tattoos and an edgy haircut constitutes a personality.
He's shallow as fuck.

I don’t understand how anyone can rank the Danaconda high when he looks so much like Jimmy Hill.

I suppose they don’t have Jimmy Hill in Aus though. Maybe that’s why he moved there?

Which one is Barbiegirl?

Is it Gia?

Brook us gorgeous and nice. Far out Brussels sprout.

I think Chris has gamed the system! He was so fucking skeptical they matched him with a gorgeous model! Maybe to prove a point. Clever old Chris!

I'm still on the dimmer party! Julia is so skinny. But also very beautiful. However, are we going to hear anything else about her other than she is bisexual!

'My legs gonna pop.' How old is Mel!

Thanks for the new thread.

Just catching up with everything. Was forwarding all the beginning nonsense when I saw John and rewound to listen to him. God it’s so sad 😭

Yes, very sad. Good John did the anouncement like that.

The bit about the stalking when Mel looked directly at the camera made my blood run cold. How was that woman ever allowed to be on here??

Alessa and David are lovely.

I really hope Dan and Bec survive together, they are quite cute.

Private school fees range between $10000AUD to $50000AUD per year, depending on location and prestige of the school.

Everything I know about Australian private schools is from Ja'mie Private School Girl. So quiche.

Well yes I agree but they could have matched her better seen as though she is.

I wasn't taken in by Danaconda either - while it was a nice gesture he looked at the camera instantly as if it was all a performance. Still, Bec calmed her tits a bit which has to be a good thing. I do wonder what he found so terrible about their sexual encounter he went from 100mph to 0.

Baldie and Barbie were always superficial and sex based, again pairing a man who doesn't want kids and responsibility to a woman who acts like she has no responsibility to attract men, then throws a kid she barely mentions in their face. How many times will they do this storyline?

I’m still liking Chris, despite him being a bit of a wally in his VT. I think he’s just been very sheltered in some boy’s school, laddish world, but he really seems open and a bit remorseful by the comments -possibly trying to be controversial to get on the show.
TBH I wouldn’t be initially attracted to someone very overweight, even though my body tries to pull the rip cord constantly.

I hope Luke watches this back and sees that at least 2 women think he’s really nice and suitable for a boyfriend. He’s growing on me, such a nice person and good looking too.

Yeah Luke and Chris are the surprise winners so far.

Does Mel also have a fairytale mirror, to go with her deluded image of the world?

I feel sorry for Pastaboob’s daughter growing up, Gia is definitely going to be one of those embarrassing competitive mothers

Bec is an odd one, isn’t she. Can’t quite work out if she’s unstable or drunk - or even under the influence of some drug? I don’t dislike her but man, she needs a shake (or rehab!)

I thought they were reducing the booze on MAFS?

You can tell she’ll be all about looks and not study for her daughter, probably saving up for fake boobs, fake teeth and anything else she may need.

At least Bec isn’t fake body.

Luke is bizarrely getting more attractive every episode. Mel is terrifying, i can't believe she blithely admitted to stalking as if it's normal.

All Mel's former boyfriends are selling up and moving to other Cities / Countries. She clearly thought that was a cute anecdote, her and her variety of dumped girlfriends driving around the ex's houses on a loop. Bradley Cooper has caught wind and is dying his hair .. I can't see any way of redemption for Pwincess Pwetty Pink Loop-de-Loop - her sulky face needs to be gone.

Trouble ahead for Mr Silver Fox and Hee-Haw senior. I thought she'd drive me nuts with her constant yakking. I think she's lovely, she was at the dinner party, but she is Full On.