MAFSAus 2026 Thread 4. UK Pace. NO SPOILERS PLEASE. Platypus' cat says no fake tits, fake face and fake arse.

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I was a bit shocked when I heard about Mel’s stalking. In all my years of living I’ve never heard of anyone doing that, or if I have, they’ve been stalker-ish. She and her friends are bad enough doing this too.

That is a spoiler, stop it

I am dying to know but know that's not allowed. 😩😩😵‍💫

as well as being a sulky, stalkery weirdo Mel looks really unhealthy

Why do some people think that they are so special that they can ignore the no spoiler rule? It always confuses me.

It really winds me up. It happens all the time on some of the threads here. Then there'll be a wide-eyed faux naive "but it was in the TV magazine/on Facebook so it isn't a spoiler"
Yes it fucking is.

I think there is a thread on here for people who have already watched it if anyone wants to discuss things that those on this thread haven’t seen yet

Even a cryptic 'i know more than you do, watch out for x' is a spoiler, and not good form. As you say, there are other threads for that.

Right just caught up on last night's episode. Here's my take on all those I can remember!

Warming to Heehaw and Awkward Boat Boy. I thought they were both really kind to each other after those videos. I think they both suffer a bit from victim mentality though, so not sure if they will unravel, but I'm hoping they can boost each other up.

Not sure Danaconda has a clue what he is doing. He clearly doesn't fancy Bec but likes her and is possibly not a total bastard. I think IRL he wouldn't touch her with a barge pole, but he is trying not to be a massive arse.

Manosphere (how I shall henceforth be referring to Chris) is clearly a dick.

Pasta Tits and Teeth have cracked. That didn't take long. Will be interesting to see how that plays out. Feel sorry for "The Kid".

Pink Princess is dreadful, so very, very dreadful. I can't think of anything nice to say about her. Farmer boy needs to run back to the fields and never tell her where he lives.

Getting weird vibes from the Chocolate Prince and Kneel Before Me but can't put my finger on it. Some strange power dynamic there. I suspect that's all going to go tits up.

Am liking the Eastern European couple so far.

Liking the Bi-sexual and 'I'm open to anyone' couple so far.

Looks like the Silver Fox and Chatty Mum are going to unravel, which is a shame.

Mel is just not right, she shouldn’t be on here.
The stalking is unhinged, ok we’ve probably all done something out of character when our hearts have been broken, especially when you’re young and haven’t found your “off you fukk sign” yet, but to retell that story on TV in such a casual way.
I bet she was the driver in her friend’s drive-by stalking sessions.
-but then her no expression reaction to him expressing how he was feeling. She’d done that and says he’s the one giving her the ick 🤷‍♀️

Rachel -she looks really lovely with a more natural makeup look, she’s glowing. She has a lot of growing up to do though, in the relationship department. Was that fish they bought, a fighting fish? Not a good omen 😆

Oh dear lord Mel. You would never get me to admit that

I don't understand being bothered by spoilers but of course abide by the rules.

Mel reminds me of a mouse, the way her ears poke through her hair.
I like Luke now, and agree he's somehow become more attractive. Probably because we feel really sorry for him being paired with Mel.

Mel looks like Rita Off Flushed Away

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I am also not attracted to fat men and I am fat! Seemd unfair I know!

Who are the back shaving couple.

Back shaving 😱 what did I miss???

Well to me Danaconda is one of the least attractive men I’ve ever seen. I don’t like all the tats anyway but his face, hair, sorry he just doesn’t do it for me me. I’m surprised eg Pasta Tits rated him so highly if she’s telling the truth, or else she has weird taste in men.

I completely agree with this. He’s not attractive at all for me.

Chris is the only one I find attractive. A lot of them give me the actual creeps.

Although Gia could be lying saying she finds him attractive as she’s trying to shit stir with Danaconda and Gia. Scott sort of reminds me of Danaconda, maybe it’s the beard, but I don’t get the Scott attraction either. Chris likewise yuck.

I googled Luke and he has an Italian surname, I’ve sometimes had a thing for Med blokes so maybe that’s why I think he’s attractive.

I’ve just realised who Scott reminds me of - Don Trump Junior

There is a slight likeness to him.

Got to watch on catch up again tonight so just placemarking so I can follow the thread later.

This weeks gone by so quickly I can't believe its Thursday already - 3 days without mafs 🙄