Masterchef thread two

[TheDogsMother]

Here it is.

Are we about to see a lot of intact digestive tracts?

Don't pre-judge, there is still time for disaster... remember Tatiana Jones and the soup-bowl of doom...

A lot could go wrong here - and Jon is here to tell us!

Aman has also tried to leave the competition the hard way.

Never cooked a prawn before ?

@Halsall i thought she took the shells off but left the heads on, but wasn’t really paying much attention 🤭

of Course dr George lived in Vietnam.

Vietnam ✔️

I'm sure George is lovely and likes kittens and saves lives and is good with old people and children. But he is getting on my goat.

Boasty giggling doctor with his Vietnamese summer rolls 🙄

'I've never cooked a prawn before' can be sung to the tune of Bacharach and David's I'll Never Fall In Love Again.

How is it possible to put yourself forward for masterchef yet not know how to cook a prawn! Half the contestants used them as their basic ingredient in the basics task, for goodness sake

Rice paper is not fiddly jonty. What are you on about

Do doctors over here have to do 3 months in a 3rd-world hospital as part of their training?

They do in NZ. One of my friends did his stint in Glasgow...

I have only very reluctantly cooked prawns. I hate them. I do like Skips.

Also the line in Lola “I never, ever cooked a prawn before”

There was an American serial killer known as the Giggling Granny.

@GrouchyKiwi my midwife friend did a placement in a Vietnamese hospital as well

I'm very much enjoying your flavours George - is it just me, or does that sound iffy?

I can't decide if George looks like a ginger Roger Black or one of those types who used to be in bands like Johnny Hates Jazz or Curiosity Killed the Cat.

Think they are spring roll wrappers. Which do tear if you look at them funny.

They don’t grouchy. They can do electives where they want

All of these things.

I take it back, Gigging George is our Patrick Bateman.