Masterchef thread two

[TheDogsMother]

Here it is.

I do hope he doesn’t giggle at his patients

No they're not really strong...

Yeah, let's google Vietnamese prisons.

'A deep, passionate burning inside me'

That would be indigestion, Dr George.

How do they cater (pardon the pun) for people who cannot eat shell fish for religious reasons? Seems unfair to not give an alternative option.

Boo. Should have been Aman, IMO.

Omg that George just twinkled 🤮🤮

Mr Creosote!

I bet he's snaffled that fingertip and it's in a margarine tub in his locker.

My dad used to keep my toe in a jar.

True story.

😮🤣

I'm rather fond of Digger Dean.

Go the women.
whoomp, Steven has turned in mr creosote.

I was thinking that.

Has Gregggg gone into the prawn trade?

Didn’t that make it tricky to get your shoes on?

It was in the jar so that I could get shoes on.

Obviously.

Yeah, you don’t get away with just dropping that bomb Piggy. Spill.

Yeah spill the story. Was it dehydrated?

This little piggy got chopped off...

(Soz, Piggy, couldn't help myself.)

Long story short.

Born with 11 toes.

Had one chopped off. Not by a Masterchef contestant.

Dad was given it in a specimen jar by weirdo doctors.

When we moved house he left it behind. Whoops.

Was it like that toe in America that they put in cocktails and force people to drink?

Makes a change from leaving a bottle of fizz for your buyers.

Was there a sale on prawns this week?