Masterchef thread two

[TheDogsMother]

Here it is.

Evening all! A bit late.

I thought we'd seen the last of the maggots.

Tiny dabs of stuff. Give us a big dollop of the stuff. OMG I agreed with Gregggg!

What was Charlotte going to cook before she chopped off her finger?

Don’t remind me of the Brussels sprout phall incident <shudder>.

They've got to choose two from this lot! At least Louise seems to have done well.

Thank god someone can cook! And she seems lovely.

Something with chilis and cabbage but we didn’t find out for sure before the bloodletting

Hmmm Rhys may need to go back to acting/waiting tables.

Well whatever it was it was no longer going to be plant based.

They should only give one apron at this rate.

Charlotte was going to cook something plant based and exciting apparently but we never got to find out what it was!

"Lamb cooked in its own juices" sounds a lot more terrifying than it is.

Looks like Ecrin and Louisa are going through.

Oh good. Easy decision.

Second apron here then

What I don’t quite understand is that Louise didn't peel her prawns but suddenly they were peeled when the finished dish was being tasted

Vegan potstickers.

Is it still vegan if it's drenched in human blood?

We did see her peeling prawns before she cooked them

Dead easy choice. Just send the rest home. They were shite.

Apparently a bun is the secret to success.

I missed the beginning. Who's Charlotte? Has she gone gone?

'Fantastic, fantastic, congratulations, go on.'

He's like a less articulate Jim Bowen.

They both seem lovely and neither of them are crying.

She took the legs off Sunbird but I thought I noticed her stirring them round the pan without taking off the outer shells 🤔