Masterchef thread two

[TheDogsMother]

Here it is.

Fucking mushrooms. The hell.

No Rhys! Not you too!?!

Rhys has a serial killer vibe. We have one every series.

More mushrooms.

Think yourself lucky!

I love mushrooms - with cream and garlic on toast they are a breakfast of kings/queens.

Yes John. Mustard is hot and chorizo is spicy. I think we knew.

I just said to DH, that’s an odd turn of phrase. Surely you’d say 'Ian McKellen is an actor', not 'works as an actor'…..?

Why didn't the giggling doctor rush to the aid of Charlotte's finger debacle?

That is lovely.

‘I call my wife my favourite vegetarian’.

Someone’s going to be sleeping in the spare room.

I just turned on at 9.07. Now I am watching my recorded version for the finger...

With mealworms?

Maggots!

Mushrooms'n'maggots.

Maggots.

Mushrooms and maggots. Bleugh

Maggots!!,

Maggots

We've not had maggots on for a few years. I didn't miss them.

More pusta!

Might be used to it due to artichoke and brassica-related wind issues.

I love a mushroom but that looks horrible

Yes, M&Ms yum!

You need a microscope to detect those blobs of chutney, c'mon