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Masterchef thread two

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TheDogsMother · 11/04/2024 20:47

Here it is.

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EsmaCannonball · 23/04/2024 21:05

John's fashion colour-scheme tonight is sponsored by the fillings of coffee and orange Revels.

lettingthedaysgoby · 23/04/2024 21:06

Halsall · 23/04/2024 21:05

I thought Charlotte's basic ingredient was going to be cabbage for a moment. Oops - bloodshed.

So did I. But now it's A&E.

fourquenelles · 23/04/2024 21:06

Poor Charlotte

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 23/04/2024 21:06

What the eff is a customer success manager?

littlbrowndog · 23/04/2024 21:06

Customer success manager 🙈😩

SabrinaThwaite · 23/04/2024 21:06

That’s one ingredient I really didn’t need to see 🤢

Halsall · 23/04/2024 21:07

Do you think there’s such a thing as a Customer Failure Manager?

GrouchyKiwi · 23/04/2024 21:07

Evening all. I hate when this is on right after IDM. Not enough time to get DD3 into bed, make a cup of tea, and use the facilities.

SwedishEdith · 23/04/2024 21:07

OMG, that actually was the top of her finger left on the knife 🔪 😱

lettingthedaysgoby · 23/04/2024 21:08

Halsall · 23/04/2024 21:07

Do you think there’s such a thing as a Customer Failure Manager?

Yes, I talk to them via a chat window often. Most companies seem to have them

EsmaCannonball · 23/04/2024 21:08

Prawns. But basic prawns.

Blueberrycreampie · 23/04/2024 21:08

Don't mention fingers Jon!

EsmaCannonball · 23/04/2024 21:09

'Flaky but not greasy.'

Gregg's been advertising for a woman in the Brighton and Hove Argus again.

GrouchyKiwi · 23/04/2024 21:09

No thanks, George.

littlbrowndog · 23/04/2024 21:09

That man just giggled

fourquenelles · 23/04/2024 21:09

Doctor - drink!

ilovesooty · 23/04/2024 21:09

Mushrooms.

Sunbird24 · 23/04/2024 21:09

Oh Doctor George you were doing so well til you said mushrooms… 😩

TheDogsMother · 23/04/2024 21:09

EsmaCannonball · 23/04/2024 21:09

'Flaky but not greasy.'

Gregg's been advertising for a woman in the Brighton and Hove Argus again.

🤣🤣

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Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 23/04/2024 21:09

Right Dr George is pissing me off already. Damn his cheeky good looks.

GrouchyKiwi · 23/04/2024 21:09

George is Giggling Gertie.

Theredfoxfliesatmidnight · 23/04/2024 21:10

I don't trust George he's too smiley.

GrandTheftWalrus · 23/04/2024 21:10

Evening! I missed the finger and can't rewind!

GrouchyKiwi · 23/04/2024 21:10

No such thing as too much parmesan, John. Everyone knows that.

lettingthedaysgoby · 23/04/2024 21:10

'Works' as an actor. And waiter...

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