Masterchef thread two

[TheDogsMother]

Here it is.

Hello Tom!

'Literally under the clock.'

No, Tom. You wouldn't want to be literally under the clock on this show.

Pork fillet is not a humble ingredient. Lentils and spuds are.
Dont rub your eyes Connor, you divvie.

I'm late but here. And getting very bored of elevating lentils.

There’s sweating hope don’t drop in food

That’s some backstory 😳 Diabetic former ballerina-hairdresser

Not a mental image you want, bet he’d still be shouting ‘Phwoarrr’ and ‘5 more minutes!’…

And she looks so young

Have you tried using dumbbells?

Oil's not hot enough, Rawdon.

Oh she's so cute. I hope she survives passed this round.

ROFL!

Oh, I was about to shout Vanity Fair!

Rawdon looks like Chris Evans in about 10 years…

Likeable bunch this week!

6 quid 😳

Like Gregg would know the characters in Thackeray's Vanity Fair 🤣🤣

God, how much would your mum bloody hate you to call you Rawdon?

Rawdon looks like he’s had a hard life. Too much time roaming the markets looking for cut-price scallops, methinks

"Have you tried using dumbbells?"

🤣🤣🤣

On reflection it did sound like some 'knit your own broccoli' style workout.

Egg Lady is very perky. She's making me feel tired.

Halsall 🤣

Fist bump fuck off greg

Eggs=basic
Scallops = not basic.

Plump is a terrible word to describe food.