Masterchef thread two

[TheDogsMother]

Here it is.

So bored of "I'm doing lamb with potatoes and a vegetable and a jus."

I don’t understand compressed tomatoes. Are they tomatoes you have squashed by accident. It’s like compressed cucumber, compressed strawberries why would you?

I have to say Abi won me round, she is a far better cook at whatever teeny tiny age she is than I will ever be.

As for The Gnocci Bar Kid, how did he get through the preliminaries, friend of a friend?

Evening all

Just me tonight? 😳

Hi Halsall!

no, here miss!

I,m here a bit late sorry!

Sprinting in from the BIG NEWS in Scotsnet.

Not that I’ve been looking forward to this all day or anything! Hello both 😊

Evening Chuffs. Looks like there's a Hispi this evening.

Did John find that jacket in an alcoholic geography professor's bin?

Hello!

I’ll be checking that out later with great interest, Grouchy

Too spicey for me

Spot on @EsmaCannonball

Present!
Big Nonna/mama vibe from Lula.

I am 95% certain my geography teacher at high school had that jacket. He was also my Mum's geography teacher. He was old.

Gregggg looks afraid of lentils.

Shut your stupid great gob you gormless grocer

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Gregggg's face at the great lentil revelation 🫥

I've just checked the headlines @GrouchyKiwi. That is big news !

And I thought the one demanding cash because he was being held in a room by scary people was interesting.

Fuck Dinta, don’t encourage him.

Also running in from big news in Scotland ✊✊✊🚢⛴️