Masterchef thread two

[TheDogsMother]

Here it is.

Oooo yummy scallops and prawns

Gordon Ramsey’s loin of venison roast in butter paper with red wine and dark chocolate sauce. Much easier and fucking gorgeous.

So glad I found this thread

Rude boy slagging off his mum on national telly. What a disgrace. Bet she’s glad she gave up 20 years of her life raising such an ungrateful shit

Picky critics - can’t bear Smug Saliha

Day job.

It's missing the light ...... and the emitting ...... and the diode.

Well done to your DD @Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride

I love getting a miners benedict from wetherspoons. They used to do one with haggis but stopped it over lockdown etc and they've never brought it back.

Yep after that from Abi, definitely bye Ben

He's a bit unnerving. Like Jeffrey Dahmer.

😆😆😆

FFS Gregg
Stop slobbering.

I like Abbie

Well, nepo baby done ok, despite picking all the bogie dishes. Lamb, fondant spuds
.

I wonder who it could possibly be that's going home. What a mystery. Etc.

Bye bye Ben off you trot

I’d give it to Tatiana Jones just for her pud

lol they don’t even spin it out 😆😆

And being called Tatiana Jones.

I hope Tatiana can cope with the stress....

YES!!! Let that be a lesson to you - slagging off your mum on telly TWICE doesn’t win you any favours mate.

Laters

See you on Thursday!

Thursday at 8 folks. See you then.

Justice is a dish best served quickly.

See you whenever it's on next, team.

What fun, see you Thursday!

Well, none of them were groundbreaking. See you soon.

Have looked up the contestants on the BBC page and discovered she’s a Tatjana, oops! Her surname isn’t actually Jones though is it? Wasn’t that an archaeological pun from one of you clever lot?

see you Thursday!