Masterchef thread two

[TheDogsMother]

Here it is.

I make that very often - it's very easy to make!

Friday night tea that

Pasta & sauce is courageously simple!

"Theres this Mexican spice mix called Tajin, chili lime and salt, fucking awesome on mango."
We bought some of that in lockdown -!: gad it with everything. Including tequila...

Tatiana Jones and the Inferno of Spices. Come on, Spielberg!

Jeez that pudding 👏👏

Oh yes, elevates a tequila shot.
Hate pears, love poached pears.

I'd order that dessert in a pub.

That’s a massive starter!

Why they no listen? Ben doing far too much AGAIN.

Chilli threads and aromatic oil. Wankery.

That's a starter?!

Hope he crashes and burns, arrogant twat, dissing his mam.

Bet his mum could have cooked a bit of fish through.

im not rooting for Ben

Gas that venison actually cooked at all?

Not looking good for Ben...

Send him home.

Bye Ben

ben os clearly irritating John

Bambi still leaping about that plate. Fuck the kale,no one likes it.

He's on his way out.

Missing the bon-bon ........ and the kale .......... and the pickled blackberries.

Bye Ben, Bambi and blackberries bombed…

Fuck he just giggled 😳