Masterchef The Professionals. Finals week!!

[Pebbledashery]

Here we go.

Well I am hooked... Who's it going to be? I think
Tom but Kasae has definitely been coming up on the outside ....

Cheers for new thread lovely.

I'd happily watch the fish, but wouldn't want eyeballs interrupting dinner.

Wind pipes from a pig, cows udders, lamb brain 🤢

Thanks Pebbs.

Umm mmmm

Totally batshit

Rasmus is definitely the development chef for I'm A Celebrity.

Ooooh. 'Weird'.

Tongue is the most normal thing on that table

Psycho Tommy pretending he's never had dealings with windpipes, hey? We see you.

Thank you @Pebbledashery!

im reminded of why I’m mostly vegetarian!

I'd love one of them to trip and cover wanky chef in that chicken blood and pig parts.

Thanks Pebbles.

I don't get the impression that the chefs are particularly enjoying this challenge somehow.

Yes had lots of tongue rolls when I was young with HP sauce!

I'd just get the contents of my bin and pour it on a plate, some dramatic smoke effect and entitle my impression "Recycled"

This is the restaurant to go to if your dining companions are as dull as ditchwater, your stomach cast iron and your bank balance bottomless.

From edible windpipe to oesophageal cancer - delightful imagery

This is nonsense.

I reckon that Rasmuss is having a right laugh... making people eat crap through pretence of ethics and messages and 'impressions'

I can help! I'm a bit clumsy at the best of times.

Genius Pebble. Two Michelin stars for you.

Fuck sake, I don't want to go out for a meal and end up thinking about plastic, suffering chickens and oesophagus cancer. Is the last course 50 paracetamol and a bottle of Jim Beam?

You need a jellyfish slideshow to pull the dish together!

I'd go here if I was NOT hungry