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Made in Chelsea - series 21

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OysterMonkey · 30/03/2021 00:32

Anyone watching?
I said this last series, but there’s something about Tristan that I just don’t like. Smarmy?

Tiff is stirring nicely again.
I’m glad Fred is back. I always like him.
Looks like Sophie and Maeva will be having a few set toos, which should be fun.
Sam is doing his annoying sad puppy face.
Slightly irritated vapid Paris is back.

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 04/05/2021 12:52

Maeva love. I don’t know if corpse is de rigeur in Suffolk but your little mouth was positively cyanotic. Don’t drape your puffa - wear the ruddy thing.

A few folk have definitely been chugging the Ronseal. I think I’d prefer gin.

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 04/05/2021 13:30

Jules singing? Jeezo. Is he not embarrassed?

He should be.

They’re a bunch of gaggling gossips. No conversation is sacred is it?

Ronseal must be like a truth drug. Every fecker is fumbling the haricots.

I’ve done the rain/storm thing. For real. Get it up ye Miles. No speaker required. And was a lot more than just a happy moment.

And if you are going to take advice from yer pa, tell him the full story.

Em saying she isn’t stroppy. Yup girl. And I’m not a cow. Both statements are pish.

If people don’t like you you’ve got to ask why. But rest assured it is absolutely nothing to do with you being a cahnt. Oops. There we go with those pesky pish statements again...

Mytt spoke so much sense. Loved tiny rubyrubyrubyruby chiming in. Through great big gritted teeth. Grin

Harvey and the two faced bitch comment. Clearly Em wasn’t terribly upfront with her sssshuuuuuutups and henryviiis ...

Jules digging out Inga again? Kitty got claws, Erm yeah he does. Cos he is a great big fucking PUSSEH. She ain’t going to shag you mate. Get ower it.

For the middle of Suffolk they are going to see a monumental increase in public transport. All that throwing eachother under the bus.

I’ll let Maeva off with it for next week though. Cos rubyrubyrubyruby ain’t no wide eyed innocent.

And Tiff telling Liv her loyalty is with Em? Pish. You fucked Sameh. I fear your opinion on people is fundamentally flawed girly.

ElizabethTudor · 04/05/2021 14:10

I did like Emily’s “you look like Henry VIII” comment to Maeva though, that was inspired.
And it ain’t just cos he’s my Dad 😂😂

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 04/05/2021 14:47

🤣🤣🤣. Quality

eatsleepread · 04/05/2021 18:25

Maeve had something of the 'man in drag' look about her. A straight bob really doesn't suit her face.

The boys are such borderline misogynists.

Wish Harvey would ditch those glasses. He looks like one of Alvin's chipmunks.

And while we're at it, I wish Liv would ditch her victim-like attitude. She's well liked, so there's no need for it.

And they should go easy on the music that's interspersed throughout. It's a bit crap really.

eatsleepread · 04/05/2021 18:28

Harv

Made in Chelsea - series 21
eatsleepread · 04/05/2021 18:40

Him and Mytton also look so old compared to the others now.

I always think the same when Sophie is on. She just seems out of place with the others now.

And what is going on with the girls' teeth?! Verity is such a pretty girl, so why the need for work to be done ...

ElizabethTudor · 04/05/2021 19:47

Ha ha - that picture of ‘Harvey’ is brilliant!!

Fi1982 · 11/05/2021 14:45

Miles is a cunt and Inga is better off out of it. He also looks ridiculous with his giant pumped up action man bod 🤮

Ruby’s so fucking desperate in every way. Basic bitch with a giant crush on Miles. Rez is like a garden gnome in a suit from Westlife’s Flying Without Wings tour circa 1998.

Julius is vile, he’s giddy with delight that poor Inga has been ‘sacked off’ by Miles. This is like some fucking MRA conference. Freddie needs to get away from these chimps before they rub off on him.

eatsleepread · 11/05/2021 20:21

Maeve is acting like a fanny. Just get over Miles, once and for all. I was cringing when she was asking to speak with him at the end.
And yeah, I agree, Miles is a dick.
Liv isn't really one of life's copers, bless her.

SophieB100 · 11/05/2021 21:13

Proper laughing here at your description of Rez @Fi1982, perfect.

Maeve has desperation oozing out of every pore.

I watch this out of habit, then I wonder why I bother.
It's dire.

eatsleepread · 11/05/2021 21:32

Yeah, it's rather boring and incestuous. I think I actually prefer it when they're in London.

Thewinterofdiscontent · 11/05/2021 22:05

@ Fi1982 Spot on with that description.

Did Paris’s boyfriend actually say Princess Bea introduced them? That’s a bit of a clanger. I agree with Ollie that he could be his and Mark Francis’s love child though.

Miles is being a complete tool.

Him : No Inga, that’s not what I’m saying..
Inga: but you don’t think we should go out
Him: well if you think so probably yes
Inga; and you don’t want me around
Him ; that’s not what I’m saying
Inga; but you want me to leave
Him; well if you think so probably yes.

So annoying he keeps mentioning other people saying they aren’t good together. That Miles, is because you chat shit about her to everyone. Just tell her you’d rather be shagging Maeve and have done with it.

eatsleepread · 11/05/2021 22:52

Yes, that was a dick move for sure. Planting the idea in her head that she should leave, but making out that it would be her decision. Gaslighting in the extreme. Wonder if he learnt that from daddy dearest too ...

OppsUpsSide · 11/05/2021 23:05

Love the picture of Harv, it’s really captured him.
Is that Paris’s bf? I thought it was her brother?

OppsUpsSide · 11/05/2021 23:08

Wish Freddie and Sophie would get married and have lots of beautiful babies

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 11/05/2021 23:59

Rubyrubyrubyruuuuuuuby of the drawl is getting right on my vowels. And the only thing getting harder on anything else is her blusher on her cheek. Striiiiiiipes are soooooo eiiiiiiightieeees ruuuuuubyyyyy.

But mate. Yer a snek. Sssss 🐍

Tiff looks like she’s been dug out of her crypt to come back.

Em and her beau gave both been playing with the sun-in. And her use of sun-in has only been topped by her indulgence with bronzer.

I’m fecking tired of her nipping at Maeva though.

The tricep trio are three throbbing little penii. Which is odd really given that naming yourselves in such a manner is the behaviour of cahnts. Little teenage giggly ones.

Paris. And Robbie. And the great big clanging name drop. Who does that? Just because you know a royal doesn’t entitle you to wear a polo neck under a blazer. Or brylcream your hair. Or clatter a name down so hard I can feel the clang up here.

Ruuuuuuby haaaaas suuuuuuch aaaa fuuuuuuckiiiiin probleeeeem with Ingaaaa. If the country could run on negative energy you could power the grid.

Ohhhh fuck me Em. Give it a rest. You too Tiff. If they don’t last they don’t last. And stop digging out Maeva. Nasty rude and horrible? Coming from you? Hilaire.

I might be wrong but Maeva was right to tell Inga about Ruuuuby. She sneky. And Miles’s intentions are more false than a knock off Gucci bag. Do I think Miles and Maeva are going to be at it like knives again one day? Not if she comes to her senses.

Em and Paris are as dry as the skin on my heels. Nytol in human form.

Rez’s high five? It did make me laugh. But what was she expecting? A low five fingers up her flue?

I’m getting very tired of Miles. He is such a pusseh. Ruuuuuuby is planting enough seeds of doubt and the shine off her teeth is growing them beautifully.

Liv has stripes too. Wtf?

Tiff telling Liv she should have stuck up for Em? Wise up. And away back to your tomb.

I have to say I’m disagreeing with you all about Maeva. Grin I think when you’ve been heidfucked so much by scrotes such as penii1,, it is hard to watch them do it to someone else and it is hard to stop feeling something because they have your brain in a twirl.

Miles coming on such a delicate broken little petal just wants me to hoof my foot up his arse. And engineering it so that she thinks she has to go?

Maeva? Inga? Loves he ain’t all that. Unless you are into inflated jumped up wee pricks who are only happy hunting the smell of musk off other blokes’ birds.

Frau? Stop encouraging the penii3 to hate on the girls. Build an electric fence around you? Aye. And all four of you grab onto it hard with your 8 little hands.

Verity and Paris? Tae fuck. You can grip on as well. With Tiff. And Em. And Ruuuuby. And Rezzzzz. That’ll do me.

With all the polyester that was worn at the Prohib partay, they wouldn’t need fireworks.

Tiff and Em are far too two faced. I’ll clap at your wedding. Will ye aye?

Good on Liv for shutting down the bitching.

Love Maeva stirring at Ruuuby. The girl is right. So wrong but soooooo right.

Get it up ye Ruuuuuuby. She called it mate. And she called you out. You have to remind yourself that you’ve been platonically destroying his fling with Inga and platonically coveting his manhood.

Should Maeva drop it? Maybe. But someone has to call out that snivelling little cowardly excuse of a bit of skin on a shrivelled little cock.

Oh clippy next week... cahnt move Liv.

Not sure what flame emojis are for. Is it anything to do with the electric fence? Burnyburny 🔥

SophieB100 · 12/05/2021 06:26

@SheldonesqueTheBstard
If the show was half as entertaining as your posts, I'd be loving it again. Thank you.

SamMaxFrankieDuke · 12/05/2021 08:12

Maeva spiteful and spoilt. Her beef isn't with Ruby, as ever (yawn), it is with Miles. She is jealous and stirring the pot to get back at Miles for doing the same with James. I hope she crosses Sophie again. Maeva was flabbergasted that Miles didn't want to play this time.

Liv is two faced, she would go nuclear if her friends didn't have her back. Her and Maeva are women's men and are too similar to get along well long term. Liv pretends to be hard as nails but cries when she doesn't get her way.

Most of the boys are sexist aholes. Sex is only ok for people with dicks. Miles was particularly odious trying to gaslight Inga to leave. I'm surprised she didn't leave when Tiff did. She was plonked into the group and serves no purpose now her fling is over. There is no way Miles should push her out though.

Wtaf was Ruby doing playing mother and serving them oranges? The tricep trio are unappealing and dull once their limited charm offensive wears off. Fred should distance himself from the other two.

sashagabadon · 12/05/2021 10:05

Inga should have called miles bluff and pretended she thought he was planning to leave and wished him a safe journey back to London. His face would have been a picture Grin
I forgot ruby has a job as a model Booker. I think she is brighter than she appears and should sack off Rez as he is one of those disapproving fun sucking boyfriends that always brings their girlfriends down.
Liz joined the show as a cool sexy photographer with a photography exhibition. What happened to that girl?
I also much prefer her short hair look than the flowing locks as they make her look older and more conventional than she is (or was)
She seems to choose dominant men. Digby was the same, constantly giving her a hard time when she wanted to just go out and enjoy herself. Tristan is the same

sashagabadon · 12/05/2021 10:08

Liv not Liz!

user1471543094 · 12/05/2021 12:12

I think the thing with Liv is that at the start of the relationship she sort of morphs into what the man wants....then a few months in she sort of realises that its not actually who she is at all and she has difficulty trying to figure out what it is she actually does want.

Ninefeettall · 12/05/2021 12:52

Stop SPITTING on my MINK.

Grin Grin

New favourite line of all time.

ElizabethTudor · 17/05/2021 20:45

Just catching up on Episode 7.
I am impressed that Paris managed to find the male equivalent of her. Ie an utterly pointless drip.
Inga stirring with Rez and Ruby. Maeva stirring with Miles and Inga.
Maeva is a massive bitch.
Liv is a bit of a drama-llama. If she finds this (the tedious relationship shizz) ‘exhausting’ she wouldn’t fucking cope in the real world.

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 17/05/2021 22:21

Maeva is magnificent. I love her. And she is tame in comparison to me.

I don’t think she’s a bitch but I do see why she and Liv have gravitated towards eachother.

Both have baggage.

Mariah Carey amounts if the wail is to be believed. They don’t have kittens though. They both just have pussehs...

The big beyotches in there are Em and Stiff. Maeva will say it to your face. Thise two can’t decide which face to say it out of.

Cant watch this until later this week sadly. But I will.

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