Made in Chelsea - series 21

[OysterMonkey]

Anyone watching?
I said this last series, but there’s something about Tristan that I just don’t like. Smarmy?

Tiff is stirring nicely again.
I’m glad Fred is back. I always like him.
Looks like Sophie and Maeva will be having a few set toos, which should be fun.
Sam is doing his annoying sad puppy face.
Slightly irritated vapid Paris is back.

We shall go drying our armpits once more soph

Once we’ve eaten our weight in ice cream and drank copious coffees to prove our teeth don’t have holes in them.

Mmmm. Toofpaste. Probably all the nourishment they get.

We shall indeed @SheldonesqueTheBstard! I have put my Gucci pom poms back in their box, in anticipation of shaking them at Maeva when she goes nuclear at Miles and his pony copping off before her rolling eyes. It will be worth the wait.

My sparkling shoulder decorations are hibernating.

As are my Victorian frilly mutton sleeved blouses.

And I will be utilising bottles of sun-in. Those neon hair stripes won’t grow themselves.

I've just found this thread, and read it all in one go! Your comments are all hilarious.
I've LOVED MIC right from the first episode, but none of my friends like it, so I've no one to discuss it with!

Miles and Ruby. She is just mesmerized by him. They'll date and he'll dump her by date 3. She and Rez weren't happy (after a 10 year relationship), so even if Miles is the catalyst in breaking them up and nothing happens in the future with Ruby and Miles, it's better Ruby and Rez have split. Ruby was so horrible to Inga.
I like Liv, but she seems very insecure for someone so outwardly confident.
I love Maeva! I used not like James, but he grew on me this season. Maeva still hankers after Miles, whatever she says.

If I were 20 years old and in the group, I'd be bewitched by Miles. He's so handsome (and as a 20-year old, I wouldn't see through his game). Does anyone remember when his mum was in an episode?

I hadn't even noticed that Harry and Melissa aren't in this season, till someone mentioned them. Glad Amelia and Freddie aren't back.

Victoria's baby is cute, but I haven't liked her since her "Turkey" comment to Cheska.

Yes, long for the old days with Binky, Lucy, Hugo, Proudlock, Spenny etc. even Andy, Stevie, etc.
I hope we don't have to wait too long till the next series!

I remember that and the pops at Lucy Watson too. And Spen and Biscuits were cnuts to her too.

Shameful.

Still - no room to speak shady at anyone now because there’ll be a lot thrown back.

I reckon the Miles and Rubyrubyrubyruby thing will be over and done with by the time she gets a groan out.

I’d totally forgotten Harry and Melissa weren’t in it. Another boring couple.
If they’re going to bring some newbies in, which they inevitably will, the producers need to rewatch the first couple of series, and please find some people like the original lot. Who had attitude, but were witty and original with it.
Not just boring clones. Plllleeeaasssee.

Apart from Amber, for some reason, she always got on my tits!!!

Amber:

Amber got on my tots that much she could call herself nipples.

I would bloody love Lucy and Phoebe Lettice to come back and sort out this pack of holes.

It would save me getting acerbic for starters

I have no tot. Not even plural tots.

Tits.

Ha - you were so equally riled about Amber you couldn’t even write tits!
Phoebe Lettice! She was a good-un.
Yes, I long for Lucy.

Yes, Amber annoyed me too. I want to rewatch it all from the start, but I think the very first episode is a launch of Amber's jewellrey line, so that puts me off.

Yes, bring back Phoebe Lettice!

Julius is so weird this season. I didn't mind him when it was in it before, and dating the blond girl (Ella). But now I've gone completely off him.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/ListoffMadeinnChelseacastt_members

Had a browse through the old cast list - a few I don't remember at all.

I liked Fran Newman-Young. Frankie was crazy, but funny to watch. Jess Woodley annoyed me!

The one who changed the most for me is Mytton. In the Binky days, he was all about his "tunnel of lies". But now he seems like a nice guy and is funny with a dry sense of humor. I felt sorry for him about his mum too.

One of my dds knows Ruby and can’t get over that whiny voice she puts on for the show. Ruby doesn’t speak like that normally and neither does Tiff.

@bevelino

One of my dds knows Ruby and can’t get over that whiny voice she puts on for the show. Ruby doesn’t speak like that normally and neither does Tiff.

Now that’s very interesting and bonkers in equal measure. Why would you do that???

bevelino

I need to know why she is drawling.

You saying she doesn’t do it in real life is going to get up in my grill unless she is deliberately whiiiiiiining.

Why would you make yourself sound as though the emergency deflate button has been deployed?

Absolutely baffling 🧐

Quite a few of them talk with strange whiny voices that I've never heard anything like in real life. I don't think it can be their real voices because a lot of them sound identical to each other. I think it's the way they elongate the words with a sort of buzzing/croaky sound.

The producers of the show thinks it makes them sound seriously posh. Have you heard how Beatrice and Eugenie speak in the comedy show the Windsors. That is the voice mic women try to mimic.

Poshies got to sound posh, innit?

It doesn’t make them sound posh.

It makes them sound annoying.

In the Windsors it is funny.

In MIC it isn’t.

To be honest, I’ve never really noticed.

It’d be akin to Pringles, kitten.

Once ye notice it - it doesn’t stopppppppuh.

They talk like Pringles? Now that does sound odd. 😳😂

They don’t talk like Pringles. The ad is once ye pop ye can’t stop.

Once you notice the draaaawly whine ye cant stop noticing the draaawly whine.

But they could be likened to them too I suppose.

Sour (cream)
Sharp (vinegar)
BBQ (sauce coloured with fake tan/bronzer)

And they all act like tubes.

So Pringles.

Pringles talk. There's a tube of them right now that I got for DS sat on the kitchen counter. Every time I go in there to make a brew, they shout "SOPH, EAT ME!!!"
The ladies in MIC don't talk, they bray.
They're not Pringles - they're twiglets. Thin, too bronzed, brittle, leave a nasty after taste.