Made in Chelsea - series 21

[OysterMonkey]

Anyone watching?
I said this last series, but there’s something about Tristan that I just don’t like. Smarmy?

Tiff is stirring nicely again.
I’m glad Fred is back. I always like him.
Looks like Sophie and Maeva will be having a few set toos, which should be fun.
Sam is doing his annoying sad puppy face.
Slightly irritated vapid Paris is back.

Maeva has rather an egg shaped face, albeit a very beautiful one!

@MarshaBradyo

Paris is a bit blank Fred is good Liv is so emotional and everyone needs to protect her for some reason Julius reminds me of an amoeba

On Maeva’s face I think she’s put on weight

What’s the point of Paris being in this series, she’s barely featured. She is very bland / blank / pointless. I’m missing Jamie!!

@MarshaBradyo I missed your Julius = amoeba comment in the above ^^
Genius!!

Julius' face looks weird, almost like he is unwell.

@snaxinyourslacks

Absolutely! I thought this too. He's too pale for the skin tone he has. He looks like he should be tanned - and would suit that - but he just isn't!

I remember when they all looked more normal at the beginning (albeit very posh), the guys weren't all in the gym every five minutes they were too busy drinking and being utter scoundrels and you had beautiful natural looking Binky et al , the women now are all super thin and obviously have work done and the width of the shoulders of some of the guys is ridiculous. It's like any of these shows at the beginning they didn't know it was going to make them famous/lead to careers, now the newer lot get into it with nothing else to offer and an eye on a job as an 'influencer'. Most of the original cast had actual jobs or were at uni, or mooched off of trust funds but were content with that. They also genuinely knew each other.
I like Liv because I think actually she's quite insecure despite being stunning and that's why she gets so emotional, I liked her on celebs go dating. I think Sophie is attracted to Tom because he's not her usual type, and on celebs go dating he was talking about leaving school early and working to support his family, and the way he talks about his child and the struggles when he was younger seem to indicate strong work ethic and family values. She really wants to settle down and have a family and that's clearly not something that fazes him like it does some of the posh boys.
I really miss American Alek I thought he was fun.
It's so set up now but I still love it!

@KingdomScrolls

I think you're right. I remember watching the first couple of series of Big Brother. It was excellent, realistic viewing as the cast weren't continually mindful of being filmed. It was all so new, and they were totally authentic. I gave up watching it after that, but I'm willing to bet it changed thereafter!

I can’t help thinking that Sophie and Tom remind me of Millie and Professor Green!

Binge watching from the first episode.

Liv looks better with darker hair.

Tiff is a shit stirring fucker. And sneery about Ruby’s tatts. I clocked it.

Ruby doesn’t look as beautiful as she did.

Would love Miles to get back with Maeva. The feelings are clearly there. I’m not buying the Ruby sniffing.

James is a bit cocky. As in like a cock. Not confident. Just a cock. A bit controlly. A lot controlly. A lot cock.

LilSameh is not a lot cock. Just pure cock. 100% cock. The day that fucker gets to act like the moral compass is the day we flash our arses and tits with gay abandon down Boots and think nowt of taking someone round the bins at Lidl mid shop.

I still don’t love the Frau. She is like the great aunt that gets filthy after a couple of swigs of Sherry. I don’t need the entendres. You need to wash your mouth out.

Just don’t use Olly’s utility cup...

Didn’t love the blokes making the impending arrival sound like some sort of transaction. Spunking jointly in a cup for the surrogate. Mmm. But there is a woman giving you the most precious thing in the world and potentially putting her health at risk. Don’t make light of it. It makes you look like a pair of cahnts. And what is with the domestos hair? I know it was lockdown but...

Why is Julius back? Argument fodder? He was a cock. Possibly still is.

Has Liv got new teef? She’s started speaking and showing full gnasher instead of just moving her bottom lip like Lady Penelope.

James TOLD Maeva not to reminisce. You CANNOT have a friendship with him.

Maeva - good on you for saying that you will walk and talk. He says zero respect? Maeva should have told him that zero fucks were given.

Zero fucks.

Onto the next episode.

To be honest I’m only really giving half a fuck about that myself. Is anyone finding it all a bit dry?

Yes, @SheldonesqueTheSecondComing
Dry as the hottest day in the Sahara, in the drought of all droughts.
Oh for a drop of the old days, Spenny and Caggie, Rosie et all.
Come back, all is forgiven.
Hell, I'd even settle for Mittens, Lucy and Binky's dog.

Yes, @SheldonesqueTheSecondComing
It’s very dry.
I said above, I just don’t give a shit about Rez and Ruby.
What’s the point of Paris?
Julius? Also pointless.
Yeah, I do long for some of the old cast. Or some decent newbies. This lot are dull as ditchwater.

I love Lucy.

I’d have rather had her back than Stiff. She isn’t happy unless she’s tit deep in shite and whirling it round that fast she’d give a magimix a run for its money.

I just can’t find it in myself to care about most of them.

And I’m seeing my arse STILL about the double standards. This has gone on since the early days.

The boys want to hold all the cards and their lasses are tiptoeing round them. Having to massage their egos more than their penii...

Back to watching episode 2 for me.

I feel like I need a drink to manage it and I rarely indulge. I can because I’m not at work for a few days. I shouldn’t have to 🤷‍♀️

They couldn't cope with Lucy, she played the boys at their own game, and won.
Have a drink or two @SheldonesqueTheSecondComing then do some drying your armpit dancing around the pool, as we did in the good old days...

James stamping his size 10 toddler foot is fucking me right off.

Whoever said Maeva’s coupon was different? I have to agree. I can’t put my finger on why either though. She could have just filled out a wee bit with lockdown but the top half of her face is looking a lot fuller. She’s still amazing looking but something looks a little bit off.

I look like Miriam Margolyes’s older ugly sister. I cannot talk.

Tristan going on about ex-boffs? How? Is he trying to make himself like study mcstudlyson? How weird is that?

I don’t like seeing Liv cry. Im not fond but I don’t like seeing someone miserable. I do think though she has found the male version of her.

Sameh now going full on Relate. Tae fuck?

I didn’t like James winding up Maeva up and watching her go. He enjoyed that. It looked like he was getting off on it.

Furry Frau? I don’t approve. Old fur or new.

Don’t spit on moi mink? Don’t wear it you mink. (The second mink is the Scottish version rather than the furry one)

Are none of their conversations sacred by the way? They are all fucking going Kenwood. Not cots.

Cant see any point in Reza,Ruby, Paris or Sameh.

Frau was a cunt for bringing up the braces as well. And a smug one as well.

That will have took longer than 9 years in school to master.

And the man to man bollock swinging with Julius and Tristan?

Mon now.

Episode 3 beckons.

sophie

Dry your pits in the air like you just don’t care? I’m up for that. Old school

I’ll have to dig out my 80s sparkles. Tiff looked like she was going full dynasty the other night.

I draw the line at mutton sleeves. Plain and sparkly.

Studlyw - not study.

Proof reading will be my friend one day.

When you text with a raging thumb things go awry.

SAKE

Studly not fucking studlyw

Lockdown fat thumb. Baaaaaastaaaaaard.

I’m watching Tipping Point Lucky Stars (rock’n’roll!)
And Mark-Francis is on it.
He’s another one I’m missing.
Along with Spencer, Jamie, Binky, Ollie Proudlock, Francis, Lucy and Toff.

Ah.

James bemoaning the fact that no one uses normal milk. Oaty, nutty, lalala. And then grimacing bitterly as he took a swig of his tea.

Hope that wasnt Ollymilk in olly’s cup.

James is such a man? No Maeva. No he’s no.

Sophie having a bit of a sage. She should have bastard swallowed it.

Himalayan inhalation salts? Do they March up mountains on it?

Habbs looks different too.

Did they not get any food deliveries in Chelsea during lockdown? Just injectables?

As for Ruby not getting to turn the light on? There was a thread on here like that not long ago

I don’t need to look at boys in vests. I was brought up on RabC Nesbitt. They don’t compare.

I don’t need to think or hear about their semis either. That includes you too Rab.

Frau says Fred has roadkill on his face? He’s better mind she doesn’t skin him and turn him into a titfer.

James and Tristan are cut from the same cloth. They demand obedience and respect and will egg eachother on.

Tommydeejay? Didn’t KatieP have a friendship with him and it caused ructions? Not buying it.

Sensodyne sponsor. The way Frau is bleating on about foofinnery, it’ll be sponsored by vagisil as she’ll be red raw.

Julius singing again. And Tom coming in and effectively getting rid of his semi quaver bazinga

Fuuuuuck. Miles just dropped Maeva like a patate chaude. And dropped her right in the merde.

Reza is allowed to call Ruby thick IN JEST but she isn’t allowed to call him old and fat? And she denied doing that and he didn’t correct her. I smell shite. But he got one thing right. I bet he is a horror to live with. Fucking no lights indeed.

He wasn’t there to talk about social meja because he’s thirty fucking four? Yet he is on dating apps for friends.

My great big fat hairy arse.

I think Fred looked better with his roadkill. He looks about 12 again.

Pit dancing. Mon now sophieb. Wave that oxter..... in front of the deejaaaaay.

So James has drawn a line and Maeva isn’t allowed to defend herself? Fook that.

I bet Biscuits is looking at skinning Gareth’s domestos Barnet. That is all his hair transplant should have been and more.

And it looks as there is going to be a cockoff for Inga.

Dry. Dry. Dry.

Bring on the vagisil.

@SheldonesqueTheSecondComing "Has Liv got new teef? She’s started speaking and showing full gnasher instead of just moving her bottom lip like Lady Penelope."🤣

I think they all look slightly different and not in a good way.

I wonder if the lighting specialists did not pass muster for the Covid bubbles.

I can’t put my finger on the slight differences at all.

At the risk of showing my age, does anyone remember the Hammer House of Horror Doppelgänger story? It is like that. Slightly different but kind of the same.

And with different teeth.

If any of them turn up in a yellow oilskin and sou’wester, I’m only going to watch it in the daylight. With company. In a circle of salt.

And it will be Frau’s Himalayan inhalation salts at that.

I fear I might need fancy salt to keep the posho doppos from making me into a hat.

i love tom zanetti (having seen him for 5 mins on celebs dating and on 5 mins of mic). i hope him and sophie are in it for the long haul.

i think sam is just in it for the money. he's a hoot on instagram and what with reality news being a proper thing i don't think he needs mic anymore.

ollie locke is really giving me the creeps. and isn't his husband a doctor so how come he was allowed to have all that time off to film mic?

Ollie Locke’s face is looking a bit puffy. Has he overdone the fillers?
Tom is totally not going to stick around. There’s NO way that lot will cope with his accent / a Northerner (commoner!!)
He may as well be an alien 😂😂

Paris has gone?
Well no one will notice that. She’s said what, literally, 3 words?