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Made in Chelsea - series 21

406 replies

OysterMonkey · 30/03/2021 00:32

Anyone watching?
I said this last series, but there’s something about Tristan that I just don’t like. Smarmy?

Tiff is stirring nicely again.
I’m glad Fred is back. I always like him.
Looks like Sophie and Maeva will be having a few set toos, which should be fun.
Sam is doing his annoying sad puppy face.
Slightly irritated vapid Paris is back.

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eatsleepread · 24/04/2021 08:30

I'm guessing it's dark-haired Ollie's sperm they'll use. I'm not sure he could love anyone else more than himself.

SheldonesqueTheSecondComing · 24/04/2021 10:16

I reckon the love for ok magazine (new papa article fee) might come close...

ShallWeStartTheMeeting · 24/04/2021 10:25

Love the way one of the big news was that Paris had gone....

Julius gives me serious incel vibes. His obsession over THREE HOURS that apparently give him a claim over Inga is very creepy.
That dinner party was such an ambush- and Tiff is the worst stirrer.

SheldonesqueTheSecondComing · 24/04/2021 10:35

Oh catch his shitey looks on the clips as well though.

How dare Inga not give him a shotty....how dare she just put out for Miles...

Creepy fuck.

ElizabethTudor · 26/04/2021 21:43

Tristan has a face I just want to swipe with a big wet fish. Euugghhhh. He creeps me out.

Why all this angst over a 2 mth relationship?

sashagabadon · 27/04/2021 19:45

Gone off Tristan. Liv looks like she is on egg shells around him. Funny how a few of them brought up how grumpy he is. It’s obviously a well known character flaw he has. Nothing worse than a grumpy boyfriend. Get rid Liv!

DontDrinkDontSmokeWhatDoIDo · 29/04/2021 12:18

I still enjoy watching after all these years.

Does anyone have the inside scoop on what level of reality there actually is?

Are any of the relationships & scraps genuine ?

user1471543094 · 29/04/2021 15:16

I used to like Tristian - but she seems to be on the sulky side. People who are snidey little shits usually have the biggest issue about people talking about their relationships. Funny that.

Something has been bugging me about Emily's hair - the blonde bits to the front? Are they intentional? They are very 90s!

Julius is the type of boy who calls a girl frigid if she doesn't like him. He's great fun to watch though!

He's right about one thing - Inga is no 10. (I am solid 3 for those wondering).
Myles however is pure perfection. Wonder if he fancies slumming it with a 3 for a change?

ShallWeStartTheMeeting · 29/04/2021 19:16

Emily' blonde stripes, combined with the weird vertical ridge in the middle of her forehead drive me insane.
When she pulls her hair up it looks like she's growing horns.

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 29/04/2021 21:39

Inga is absolutely NOT a 10. She loses 10 for going near Jules in the first place. She gets 9.5 back for seeing him as the cock he is.

But if we are to be grading folk...

Julie. 0. Looks like an arsehole. Is an arsehole. Grades women. Cahnt.
The contempt in his eyes and on his coupon when he looks at Inga. Creepy creepy bastard. You would wonder if he was on the boob till he was 12... the way he expects woman to fall at his feet it wouldn’t surprise me. Bitty. That’s what you’ll be to me from now on sonny.

Freddy. 2. Just because of his hair. Which I want. In grey.

Miles. 7. For having the taste to go with Inga and Maeva. Cahnt for listening to Jules. And thick for letting Maeva go. And possibly Inga.

Tricep trio? Nuh. Musclemen manhood? Yup. If that muscle is their collective 2inch Willy waggling.

Harv. 3. Loses a whole heap of points for seeing Em. Gains 3 back for being brave enough to last a year. Lockdown lover. Any port in a lockdown and all that.

Em. 0. Gapingly daft. Spunk impregnating pills anyone? Gaping zero. Arsehole. Foof hole. And she makes me yawn. Which makes me gape. Not cool. And shitstirring about Inga to Maeva. Snidey cahnt.

Photoshoot too. Christ. Like mayo on tits is special. Every sandwich I have with mayo can drip on my chebs. It doesn’t look special. At all.

And you ain’t Claire Rayner so shut ya beak.

Mytt. 8. For shit stirring entertainment purposes alone. Lovely stuff.

Liv. 4. For managing to show her top teeth occasionally now. And briefly banishing Tristan. Loses out for not immediately telling Em to shut her marf.

Rubyrubyrubyruby. 1. For keeping seeing Rez. Tit. Want to give her another point for being unable to contain her annoyance that Inga boffed Miles. Don’t because she’s being cahnty about Inga and Miles. Should’ve told Inga before chatting shit to others. Ulterior motive...

Veriteh. 6. For managing to cram someone else’s teeth in her mouth and carrying them off as all her own. Loses 4 for kissing Jules. Almost gained another point for saying that Liv could speak to her about Trist. Rotpcl...

Habbs. 7. Loses 2 for boffing Biscuits. And 1 for draaaaawling.

Olzgar. 0s. ‘All we have to do is to go the US to Get someone pregnant’
Disrespectful fecks. Hope the tails fall off.

And after the Maeva/Inga ‘howdydoody’ chat - ‘had more comfortable gynaecological appoints’? Really? Fuck moi. I thought you had to HAVE a cahnt for them. Not BE one... Angry

Maeva. 10. Love that Girl. She should be a 0 for boffing James but she started with a higher bar than anyone else.

James. 0. No likey.

Tris. 3. Moody hooer.

I’m a 1 by the way... and that’s only because I can dip crisps in the mayo on my norks.

Roll on next week.

Looking at the clip? How I’d love Inga to sniff Mytt. Grin

Put that in your sneery coupon and suck it Bitty...

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 29/04/2021 21:40

I’ve gone on a bit. Again.

Sorry about that Blush

ShallWeStartTheMeeting · 29/04/2021 21:47

You had me at the contempt on his coupon. Still can't work out if it is autocorrect or a very cool clever expression that I have never heard before...

JudyGemstone · 29/04/2021 21:48

Emily’s hair is odd, as is her dress sense. She wears the weirdest skirt suits and stuff, like she’s going to the office rather than drinks at home. None of them really know how to dress but she’s by far the worst.

Tristan is awful, sulky and moody with zero sense of humour. Liv has terrible taste in men!

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 29/04/2021 21:57

shallwestartthismeeting

Cool? Clever? Maybe....

Scottish standard? Definitely Grin

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 29/04/2021 22:05

I wish I was cool or clever by the way.

Em’s dodgy barnet is cooler than me. Sad

Thewinterofdiscontent · 29/04/2021 22:15

Photoshoot too. Christ. Like mayo on tits is special. Every sandwich I have with mayo can drip on my chebs. It doesn’t look special. At all.

Grin say it how it is!

Although I love the way Em pushes women’s lib back 3 decades with that FHM shoot - just so retro darling

eatsleepread · 29/04/2021 22:15

@SheldonesqueTheBstard

You are as mad as a box of frogs, but I luffs you.

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 29/04/2021 22:22

Ribbit 🐸 💜

ScienceSensibility · 30/04/2021 01:49

WTF has Ollie Locke done to his face?? It looks RIDICULOUS,

He was such a beautiful man, and surely he’s only in his 30s? Has he uglied himself up so his husband can imagine he’s not punching?😀

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 30/04/2021 01:59

He has said that the sexy times has dried up since marriage.

The puffiness has to go somewhere.
Either that or the spermicide pills have caused a manufacturing defect, his baw bags have flowethed over and his face is full of super sperm with really strong tails.

Who needs botox and fillers...

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 30/04/2021 01:59

Spermicide???
Spermy pills. Obvs.

ScienceSensibility · 01/05/2021 09:43

👏👏👏👏👏😂😂😂

ElizabethTudor · 03/05/2021 21:31

I can only assume it’s fillers?
Looks like Inga has been on the Ronseal.

ShallWeStartTheMeeting · 04/05/2021 12:03

I can't get over Ollie's orange face and pale pink ears.
Just bronze them or something!

snaxinyourslacks · 04/05/2021 12:41

I've always liked Ollie and thought he was a good looking guy, but he has ruined his face! Him and Mytton also look so old compared to the others now.

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