Would you like to try a sniff of eau du Apprentice?

[dillite]

It has high notes of incompetence with underlying notes of arrogance and delusion.

😂

I feel like it would be used in that scene in friends where joey is working in the fragrance part of a department store and dressed as a cowboy

I think that cat on a robot vacuum is probably the best thing we’ll see for the next hour

I'm already missing Thomas.

The cat would do better than any of these clowns

I'm painting my nails but I am watching

I bet perfume would be one of Thomas' obsessions

Here we go, Lottie's an expert in another expert again

Oooh, Lottie's face!

Checking in. This week can’t be as cringe as last week, right?

What's a wedding perfume?????

Of course Lottie has lots of bottles of perfume

Didn't realise helping your friend choose their wedding perfume counted as experience. Maybe it's on her CV with her 15 years in the music industry..

If I follow the Lottie rules of expertise, I am also an expert in everything.
I own some perfume so therefore I am an expert in fragrance.
I also own and wear clothes, I am an expert seamstress and fashion designer.
I eat food therefore I am a gourmet foodie.

I agree with Lewis, I'd go for unisex scent.

Eeeeekkkk Dean flying solo would be a bad idea

Sorry what industry is Pamela in? I've missed that part.

The girls' team are going to tear each other apart

But Pamela is utterly awful at decisions.

Oh dear. Pam's not doing so well.

coveting Pamela is in beauty.

I actually think she is right to choose female. It's where her expertise is.

How has 19 year old Lottie got so many married friends??

Ha found you. My pillars are still absent. Like Thomas. This has massively disappointed me.

Lewis is a loose cannon!

Did he actually just shove a random image on there on the label? Really?

I'd quite happily look at that male model

That's right, Lottie, make the woman look weak and dominated by the smelly man.

That model is hot.

Why go to a beach bar then?