Would you like to try a sniff of eau du Apprentice?

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It has high notes of incompetence with underlying notes of arrogance and delusion.

Oh ace. We get to see Lottie be interviewed. Can it be an extended episode please?

Noooo she won again
Fuck sake

Has Lottie ever been in the boardroom?

There's interesting - Boots really liked one and hated the other; Debenhams really liked the other but hated the first.

Pat Butcher's earrings

Is it me or are the prizes really shit this year?

Does anyone else think they'd do better than the candidates they choose? If there was an apprentice where you dont need a business plan but can do the challenges I would definitely apply!

So Lottie gets to be shredded by the interview panel next time

Lottie will completely walk the interviews and not be fazed at all by them

gogo prizes really are shit this year. Have they had a single decent prize?

I don't believe those orders. They can't be real?

Where I am in my life I feel like I'd be up to try for the old format where you get a job with suralan at the end

Lottie won't walk the interviews, I reckon her business plan will be shown up as the flannel that it is.

I think we need an entire episode of just Lottie being interviewed

It'll be fun, that's for sure.

I should rephrase that to Lottie will think she has walked them and will be very confident

God Lottie is right miserable cunt

Lottie’s business plan will just be “I am an expert” scrawled across multiple pages of A4.

They are all just a complete shambles. The earlier series were so different!

Lottie is full of spite and has nasty streak. Don't see any winners yet.

I hope Scarlett does well in the interview - she seems to be about the only vaguely competent one in the process

Did Lottie go to university?

I love this clip from a previous series of the apprentice, I wanted a cockup akin to this!

She's only 19, there's no way she went to university already. Next week we will find out that she's an expert in recruitment because she went for an interview once.

So will it be typo branding man who goes or waste of space poor presentation man who can't describe the perfume

That fuck up was classic.

@NewYoiker I thought of that immediately when they said it was a perfume task.

They've made the tasks easier. In previous seasons they had to make the perfume, do the costing, marketing, proper pitch and market research. They've really cut it back. However they've made it harder by not letting the teams communicate at all, hence why the marketing never matches the brand.