Would you like to try a sniff of eau du Apprentice?

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It has high notes of incompetence with underlying notes of arrogance and delusion.

This poor model she's thinking this is a very odd job rn

I'm torn between huge dislike for lottie and feeling a bit sorry for her because it's so obvious they all hate her.

All of this really does make that annoying almond milk girl look really claver and savvy.

These people have no marketing or branding skill. It's worse than GCSE Media.

Parfam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They can't spell!

OMG.

Lewis you dope.

And the other team eye rolling because Lottie used a too long word irritated. Androgynous is not that obscure.

There is a reason why they all hate Lottie though. She's utterly dislikeable.

Oops, another spelling mistake .. she got breathe wrong!!!

Captivation does not sound unisex...but at least she does something

Claude has lost all will to live

Lottie on her friends' wedding perfumes Were they all six, playing at fragrances with mashed up rose petals and pond water?

For someone who is so pinickity about language. Is it a sub team if there's only one person in it? The one time where there is an i in team work

Every week I watch this, and I think to myself 'actually I could be in marketing, I'm better than all of them put together' my new career awaits..

That's the brand that a branding expert came up with??? Are we for real here?

That's some word art special right there

I think by 'friends' Lottie means 'people I met in Liberty who agreed to humour me by saying they would buy what I suggested when I butted into their conversation'

The fonts are so poorly chosen!

Jesus - that packaging is hopeless.

Jesus Lewis that's shit work

Power is calling????

If Lewis is a marketing expert then I may try to change career

The fucking sack is calling

Notice they haven't picked up on Scarlett's spelling mistake,

That bottle is crazy. Like why the kid.

Lid not kid