Would you like to try a sniff of eau du Apprentice?

[dillite]

It has high notes of incompetence with underlying notes of arrogance and delusion.

I'm a bit bored this season --still watching it though- a few time the same task, i.e. produce something and pitch to industry; organise a tour and sell etc.

I want the shopping channel task!

They can sell Thomas’s pillars on shopping telly!!!

Quick delivery optional.... eh @Noeuf ?

I've had an automated reply to my FB message saying they use Hermes, are very busy and should be Monday. Some SPAG issues though.

@stripeypillowcase - I agree, apart from the find-the-items episode, it’s all design, make and sell this year.

Lottie is so classy that she makes objects warp around her on Instagram. I find it hilarious that she thinks posing with champers in a bikini is what's considered classy. Her immaturity is so obvious in those photographs.

I think if Lottie lost her attitude (“I’m an expert in perfume, wine...) people would respect her more. She has got confidence that could be a positive, and she’s not afraid to speak her mind. However, you can see that no-one respects her, and she obviously rubs them up the wrong way.

( haven’t looked at her instrgram )

Still no pillars....

@Noeuf have you got any estimated delivery or tracking information? Maybe he's walking to your house as we speak to hand deliver them..

None. Just says come back to this page for shipping updates, and you'll get these by text. Got an automated reply to my email and nothing to my FB message. Wonder if they've gone under.

Now that's just ridiculous. It's been nearly 2 weeks! Did you pay by PayPal?

No by bank card. These are the two automated messages. On Twitter he is still going. Just such a weird thing not to be able to deliver four pillows ordered on 27th November

I fear you might have lost your money here! It doesn't look good at all. I am very disappointed in Thomas to be honest.

What dates were the messages sent?

Have to say Thomas's SPAG errors are a little disappointing!

Both messages on Saturday (both automated) - ordered 27th November, money taken 28th.

Seems like on Twitter some people have got them and some haven't.

Anyone else in shock that Lottoe is 19?! She needs to learn how to do non aging make up.

Yeah I was really surprised (shocked truthfully!) to learn that. I honestly think being too thin is not a good look for anyone but when her severe hairstyle and her makeup she looks twice her age. She also works in a school library which is very different to being a librarian. I know they have to sell themselves but a library assistant can’t just give herself a professional qualification and pretend she is professional.

Lottie is walking a fine line between bullshitter and compulsive liar. No idea what her business plan is but I can’t see her winning because she rubs people up the wrong way. To run a successful business you need to have people on your side.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/telly_addicts/3766366-The-Apprentices-bullshit-detectors-will-see-you-at-9

Oh exciting. I have Prosecco. But no pillows.

Prosecco from Thomas?

Unconnected sadly

I think Carina or Pamela will win. I suspect Pamela just from social media