Would you like to try a sniff of eau du Apprentice?

[dillite]

It has high notes of incompetence with underlying notes of arrogance and delusion.

He was about to get in his van at 7am this morning @Noeuf ! Has he reached you yet, with his pillars!

I’m nearly 3 times the age of Lottie.

I wish I had a tenth of her self belief.

@covetingthepreciousthings

Nope. Seems a fair few missing pillars on Twitter....

Two weeks and counting....