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Would you like to try a sniff of eau du Apprentice?

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dillite · 04/12/2019 20:46

It has high notes of incompetence with underlying notes of arrogance and delusion.

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Sweetpea55 · 04/12/2019 21:29

Gawd.. I could punch Lottie in the face

SouthWestmom · 04/12/2019 21:29

Scarletts fringe is dreadful

covetingthepreciousthings · 04/12/2019 21:29

There's always been a bad vibe between Lewis and Pamela, I wonder if he's given up and just wants to make her lose whilst she's PM.

GoGoLego · 04/12/2019 21:29

The red fan wafting
Nice bit of free advertising for Debenhams especially at this time of year

Piggywaspushed · 04/12/2019 21:30

These women are 80s throwbacks. I bet Lottie loves Thatcher!

YoureAllABunchOfBastards · 04/12/2019 21:30

Chanel No 5 - the fuck?

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dillite · 04/12/2019 21:30

Oh Lottie......

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dillite · 04/12/2019 21:31

That bootle looks absolutely dreadful

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AutumnCrow · 04/12/2019 21:31

Captivation is not a verb, Lottie

Piggywaspushed · 04/12/2019 21:33

This lot really need to do GCSE English again!

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dillite · 04/12/2019 21:33

That bottle looks extremely feminine considering it's a unisex perfume

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SouthWestmom · 04/12/2019 21:34

I reckon Katrina will win. Calling it now.

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dillite · 04/12/2019 21:34

Why are they allowing Dean to speak?

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SouthWestmom · 04/12/2019 21:35

Knew she was a no5 type

GoGoLego · 04/12/2019 21:35

I think it must be very difficult to aim a perfume at both men and women!

Very different tastes and wants when it comes to perfume. And that's hard to encapsulate in one bottle of perfume

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dillite · 04/12/2019 21:35

Not sexualised imagery and they use coochie cutters on the box.

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dillite · 04/12/2019 21:36

No5 is such a horrible smell. To me it smells stale. Like a stale old house smell.

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Piggywaspushed · 04/12/2019 21:39

The thing is that marketing and branding is not IRL a one person operation so you should never maroon your branding guy really.

SmilingButClueless · 04/12/2019 21:39

Is it possible for both teams to lose?

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dillite · 04/12/2019 21:42

That poster looks like one of those shitty erotic novels from the 80's

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EggysMom · 04/12/2019 21:42

Is it possible for both teams to lose?

It's possible for both teams to secure zero orders. Then it would become Suralan's decision as to which team should return to face the music.

Personally I think Karina's team will have small orders, Pam's team will be zero, Dean will be out.

YoureAllABunchOfBastards · 04/12/2019 21:43

Surely it is easier to market an OK scent with a bloody good campaign than vice versa

Piggywaspushed · 04/12/2019 21:43

It's all about the product...

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dillite · 04/12/2019 21:44

No wonder Debenhams are going bust selling shit like that

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Piggywaspushed · 04/12/2019 21:44

Oh no, it isn't...