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MASTERCHEF thread 5: we WILL look for you, we WILL find you, and we WILL watch you.

962 replies

Halsall · 14/03/2019 20:57

We have a very particular set of skills. Understand this, schedulers.

Do not mess with us.

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RomaineCalm · 14/03/2019 21:00

Marking place with dust, foam, soil and a failed chocolate fondant.

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 14/03/2019 21:01

I'm here!

GrouchyKiwi · 14/03/2019 21:01

Love the title. Grin

fourquenelles · 14/03/2019 21:03

I'm here. The M on my keyboard is giving up the ghost so apologies in advance for odd posts.

Pencilmuseum · 14/03/2019 21:03

whoever gets Jim on their team will regret it. Does no one see the resemblance to Rob Brydon & Bob Holness?

LaMarschallin · 14/03/2019 21:13

OH is watching rugby so will watch MC later.
In the meantime, I will leave this perfectly formed rocher just here.....
to place mark.

whatashower · 14/03/2019 21:22

Excellent thread title halsall

squooosh 'someone should open a restaurant Dill Though'
Or indeed.... an artisanal bakery Dill Dough........

TheDogsMother · 14/03/2019 21:28

Back again !

RomaineCalm · 14/03/2019 21:31

This could be entertaining.

Halsall · 14/03/2019 21:31

Gosh, it seems like no time since we were here last Grin

Fancy seeing you all here

Isn't this round a bit ageist?

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TheDogsMother · 14/03/2019 21:31

That's an odd way to split the teams

GrouchyKiwi · 14/03/2019 21:31

Have they split it by age?!

Squooosh · 14/03/2019 21:32

I'm surprised Geoff didn't say 'yah, but my soul age is 24 so rightfully I should wear a blue apron'.

jay55 · 14/03/2019 21:32

Is this a bonus episode or is there none tomorrow?

whatashower · 14/03/2019 21:32

Harrumph about one team getting a full pass.

Squooosh · 14/03/2019 21:33

Whatashower we could have an entire chain based on herb double entendres! Grin

TheDogsMother · 14/03/2019 21:33

No episode tomorrow due to Comic Relief

Halsall · 14/03/2019 21:34

Nothing tomorrow jay as it's Comic Relief.

So I think they had to squeeze everything into the first bit of the week somehow, hence the weird episodes.

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Pencilmuseum · 14/03/2019 21:34

do you think Geoffrey Walnuts gives Gregg a private session?

BuckingFrolics · 14/03/2019 21:35

Its good that they've built in a degree of team work but wtf?

Squooosh · 14/03/2019 21:35

They've done this task before. Someone leaves 'clues' and the next person just does not get the 'clues'.

fourquenelles · 14/03/2019 21:36

Gawd the Love Doc is such a faffer

GrouchyKiwi · 14/03/2019 21:36

I hate this task.

In other news, my children were eating their imaginary friends with dinner this evening. Why do I have such creepy children?

Halsall · 14/03/2019 21:37

The Love Doctor's clues are somewhat gnomic Hmm

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jay55 · 14/03/2019 21:37

They do this task on the US and Aussie versions with more drama.

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