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MASTERCHEF thread 5: we WILL look for you, we WILL find you, and we WILL watch you.

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Halsall · 14/03/2019 20:57

We have a very particular set of skills. Understand this, schedulers.

Do not mess with us.

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whatashower · 15/03/2019 11:48

As if we needed a reminder that MC was about entertainment telly ratings rather than a professional competition, last nights team lottery nonsense was it. Given the lucrative high stakes for the finalists these days, no wonder they are pissed off. Truly hope Irini, Jilly and Alex make it through, as they deserve to on merit, and I would like to see more of their cooking. Y'know, their food, rather than more 'its a knockout' stuff. Just saying.

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 15/03/2019 11:58

shower couldn't agree more. Last night's show was a travesty. It was like watching a particularly poor mash up of Come Dine With Me and Ready Steady Cook.

I wonder which idiot dreamt up that task? Probably best we don't know.

longtompot · 15/03/2019 12:04

They've done the relay challenge on previous years and it has gone really well. Though, then the contestants tidied up as they went, left the different courses in clear sections so it was obvious what to do.
The guy, I can't remember his name, who wouldn't do the pudding, not even prep anything let the whole team down, as did dr love by not really getting anything started.
I really felt for Alex and Irine as they had to try and pick up a lot of pieces to try and get something coherent.

Footle · 15/03/2019 12:46

Missed second instalment. More homework.

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 15/03/2019 12:57

That was Jim, longtom. Never fear, his card has been marked by the MN jury.

Iwantacampervan · 15/03/2019 13:37

The Chef at the Mexican restaurant kept talking about communication and then they have a task where they cannot communicate! I think the relay in previous years was only two or three people not five.

Novemberish · 15/03/2019 14:54

I've lurked on the Masterchef threads for a long time but not posted before. I was so incensed by last night's episode though, that I had to jump in here.

The creepy love doctor should never have been chosen to go first as he's so dithery or might have been likely to start making some obscure regional Italian thing that no-one else could follow.

Once he was in the kitchen he faffed around for almost half his allocated time, not actually starting anything nor laying any clues about what his master plan might have been. it was quite clear that they had all had the time to decide that Alex would tackle the dessert and that plan might have worked had they stuck to it but no, for some unfathomable reason, Geoff decided to make pastry. If they had stuck to their plan, Geoff, Jilly and Jim should have pretty much had the main - and possibly starter, although at that point they didn't know what they were dealing with - done and dusted between them, leaving Alex to whip up a dessert and Irini to come in and do the finishing touches. Remember that Geoff was the only one to know what the showcased ingredients actually were. He effectively set them all up to fail by making pastry - he could have either left the brown sugar untouched so that Alex could have done something in her allocated time - a creme brulee would have been perfect but as an accomplished cook (which he must be to have gotten this far) he must have realised he was effectively asking everyone to have a hand in the dessert making process as a tart could not be achieved by Alex at that point in proceedings. He also could have laid out the ingredients to be used in all three courses to show that he had some sort of plan to be followed.

So then Jilly arrived and found no hint of what they might be doing, so she had to use a significant portion of her allocated time, doing Geoff's job for him and coming up with the shape of the meal. She also sorted out the potato dish and when she left, it was pretty clear that she expected Jim to at least roll out, if not blind bake the pastry. Ok - none of them had expected to touch the dessert but since Geoff had led them down that path, they needed to see it through.

So then Fuckwit Jim arrived and made clear what he was not going to do. Despite Greg's warnings and suggestions, he ignored the dessert and decided to spend his time making a sauce and some black pudding bon bons. Because Jim wanted to showcase his skill rather than work as a team player and do something useful at the midway point. He then left the place in an absolute state.

Alex got to the kitchen immediately saw the size of the task ahead of her. She realised she couldn't do much with the pastry so decided to cut out small bases, therefore making a fairly mediocre dessert. The thing is, she didn't know that the only showcased dessert ingredient was brown sugar. She could have ditched the pastry and made something else but it looked to her like she had to use it. Also, due to the lack of initial planning and Jim's lack of moving things on, she realised the main was woefully under prepared with no veg so as well as taking on the dessert, which the team had agreed would be her thing, she had to bail out the chicken dish too.

Poor Irini was then left to finish everything as well as making the starter. Obviously when they realised it was scallops, they rightly left this until last due to the short cooking time but this should have been all that was left for Irini other than plating up. She dashed around like a mad thing and ultimately undercooked the scallops, missed the sauce and plated messily. Fuckwit Jim then had the audacity to complain about the missing sauce and go on about not pointing the finger at anyone in particular. He threw it all away for that whole group by showing a lack of team work and forward thinking, along with Geoff who didn't give them a plan to work from in the first place.

Comparing them with the blue team where Tim had laid out all the ingredients so they all seemed to grasp pretty quickly what the dish was. I bet hardly any of them would have chosen to do won-tons but they went with it because it was a team effort and it paid off.

Alex and Irini, and to a lesser extent, Jilly (I ADORE her and she's the true champion in my mind. She probably could have done more but she couldn't have foreseen the car crash that was Jim coming after her) were thrown under a bus by the blokes in their team last night and if any of them go home on Monday I shall be most upset.

whatashower · 15/03/2019 15:15

Welcome november I share your rage.

longtom yes I’ve watched every series and accept it’s been done before. But the actual standard of cooking, and the ambitions of those applying has increased exponentially. I think the programme has outgrown this segment. Teamwork is an extremely important skill in a professional kitchen but there are perhaps better ways to test it. Or at least “score” it. JT and G get to decide who stays and goes in all other rounds, they could have judged individual contributions across both teams. Ah well, let’s see what Monday brings.

longtompot · 15/03/2019 15:53

@whatashower I agree it has outgrown it, and that they should have been judged individually. Its a bonkers notion for a whole team to be judged as one, when they couldn't communicate what the plan was. Though I am sure I heard someone passing on info as they swapped, but I may have been mishearing.
I really do hope Greg and John take into account Geoff and Jims 'efforts' during the cookoff, and someone much more worthy of being in the final gets booted due to a silly mistake.

GabrielleNelson · 15/03/2019 16:04

Just popping in to agree 100% with @Novemberish! I took a while to get off to sleep last night and I found myself replaying that team task and getting cross all over again about the way the two older men let their teammates down. I'll be incandescent if either of them get through at the expense of one of the women. Angry

I may be a bit overinvested. Blush I'd love Jilly to win. She's great.

Novemberish · 15/03/2019 16:23

I'm totally overinvested and utterly furious with Jim.

The PiLs live in Fife so I'm going to comb the Kingdom to find Jilly and give her a hug, or maybe just bow at her feet - she doesn't seem the hugging type.

GabrielleNelson · 15/03/2019 16:25

It may be ageist but I did think that was a task where being young was a distinct advantage. Or maybe the advantage was not being over 30 and male. Both those men turned out to be faffers and the older women didn't. I wonder why ...

Footle · 16/03/2019 18:37

@Novemberish , thank you , I didn't watch that episode and I'm
not going to as it sounds like a total windup. Your detailed summing up is as much as I can bear, and I'm glad to have read it.

SuperLoudPoppingAction · 17/03/2019 08:16

How many get through in the next episode? Dp thinks it's only one but that can't be right?

GabrielleNelson · 17/03/2019 11:28

I'm hoping three and they're all female! I seem to recall that in semi-finals week they eventually get down to four, implying they start with a lot more, and the first episode of finals week narrows that down to the final three, but I could be wrong.

impossibletoday · 17/03/2019 14:55

Only one goes. There are 9 left for the Wednesday episode.

GabrielleNelson · 17/03/2019 14:59

Thanks, impossibletoday, here's hoping it's one of the useless men, then.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 17/03/2019 16:58

We've lost @SchadenfreudePersonified again, haven't we?

Thank you Halsall - at least one person has missed me.

This stupid scheduling combined with the bastardise PCClately is really messing with my viewing enjoyment..
I'm suffering from Gregggg-abuse withdrawal symptoms . . . . shouting at the binmen etc.

I will lose my precious few friends.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 17/03/2019 17:09

Novemberish

Brilliant resume - thank you.

I watched on catch-up and was INCENSED!

Fucking Jim with his fucking veloute ("You missed the sauce - it's delicious") what a twat! - I would have stabbed him! And he left the kitchen area looking like someone had thrown a grenade into it, the wanker! I couldn't believe the squalor! I hope he rots in hell for this!

And I thought that Greggg is becoming even more insufferably wankerish and patronising . . . excuse me. I need Gin.

SuperLoudPoppingAction · 17/03/2019 18:33

I think Gregg might be coming down with gout or similar. He seemed to only like purees of vegetables in the episode before last. Therefore his temper is poor.

Halsall · 17/03/2019 19:08

Schaden I see my role as that of a shepherd, gently herding Mastercheffians towards the latest totally unpredictable episode

Glad to see you back Smile

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 17/03/2019 20:19
fourquenelles · 17/03/2019 21:01

Checking that, just because this appeared in active threads, I've not missed an episode. Breathes sigh of relief and sits in corner nibbling a chocolate hobnob liberated from Schaden. Good to see you!

ilovesooty · 17/03/2019 21:33

I've only just caught up and I'm working till 8 o clock on Monday.

I share everyone's fury about that episode. I hope Jim gets the boot on Monday. He's been lucky to get this far. Twat. Angry

whatashower · 18/03/2019 11:02

It is not 8pm. It is not 9pm. It is not even 9.30pm.

Its 7.30pm

7.30pm

7.30pm

Just saying.......so I remember. 😀🤞