MASTERCHEF thread 5: we WILL look for you, we WILL find you, and we WILL watch you.

[Halsall]

We have a very particular set of skills. Understand this, schedulers.

Do not mess with us.

Gah. DH working until 10pm and we have a pact not to watch masterchef without each other. Will need to find something to distract myself this evening.

Mind you, DH and I aren't really on speaking terms re masterchef just now as he maintains Jim did nothing wrong and Jilly was more at fault in the relay task.

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LTB, obviously. 😀

7.30pm

The bloody bastards!

Thank you, Shower, O Keeper of the Ridiculously Unpredictable Schedules.

LTB, obviously. 😀

And before tonight's 7.30 episode!

Gah, partner's driving down from London tonight and won't get in until at least eleven. Might have to suggest winding down with Masterchef - but that could be counterproductive if Love Wanker and Jim the Dim aren't the ones to go.

I knew I could rely on you, fleas.

Jim - my foot, his arse

fourquenelles lovely stuff.

Here we go.

Genuinely considered not watching as I am going to be SOOOOO mad if justice is not served.

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Or perhaps that should be "FORE!"

Heheheheheheheheheh!

Oh, for God's sake!

Do we have to have that fuckwit on the show?

Vegan challenge. Goodie. Greggggggg hasn't a clue.

Monday? I cannot cope with the schedule.

Irini looks as if she is going to be sick

Fuck off Jim. You put our Gilly, Irini and Alex in danger. I even feel a bit sorry for Doctor Lurve.

I'm beyond excited it's Plant Food Week!

And Fuck Off Jim.

This vegan chef has a nice accent.

Flutters eyelashes, , , ,

Velouté is a dish best eaten cold by JIM

Come on Alex, Jilly and Irni

Any Welsh Mumsnetters here? I’ve just tuned in for Masterchef only to find X-ray on instead. Any idea when we can watch it please?! My trusty Radio Times has let me down

I think the women are weighing up whether to a) cook the requisite dish b) just run amok with the knives and other culinary instruments of torture.

I know which I would choose.

chick pea water meringue? not convinced.

Vegan challenge. Goodie. Greggggggg hasn't a clue

I loved it that he felt he had to explain what "no animal products" meant. So proud of himself (probably reading to off a card.)

This is like the Assassin of Fun days - that lovely lad was brilliant vegan chef.

Watto can you watch it live on iplayer? That's definitely worked for others before

The Luuuurve Doctor is looking a bit yellow tonight.

Sad food. Hope they have fun with it.

~waves hello to all~

Evening all... whatever evening it is

I had quite liked Jim until the last episode but he let the team down so badly. And I agree with the others that there must be a fairer way to judge the relay round based on individual contribution.

On a different note this is quite a good article by the lovely Mr Rayner.

www.theguardian.com/food/2019/mar/17/jay-rayner-20-years-observer-restaurant-critic