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MASTERCHEF thread 5: we WILL look for you, we WILL find you, and we WILL watch you.

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Halsall · 14/03/2019 20:57

We have a very particular set of skills. Understand this, schedulers.

Do not mess with us.

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Myimaginarycathasfleas · 14/03/2019 21:37

Not keen on Gregggg's vest and jacket combo.

Pencilmuseum · 14/03/2019 21:37

what are they doing? I have missed the vital concept involved

BuckingFrolics · 14/03/2019 21:37

That's cos the love doc speaks with his body

Squooosh · 14/03/2019 21:38

Grouchy, I don't know what to say.

Sleep with the lights on.

BuckingFrolics · 14/03/2019 21:39

Greg looks like he forgot to get dressed

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 14/03/2019 21:40

On the plus side, Grouchy you won't have to cater for 'extras' from now on.

Squooosh · 14/03/2019 21:40

pencil the first person in the relay has a concept for some dishes. They start it off, and each person in the relay has to make a guess at what the person before them was trying to cook and then take it along a few steps until the last person finishes it all off!

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Halsall · 14/03/2019 21:40

We've lost @SchadenfreudePersonified again, haven't we?

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Pencilmuseum · 14/03/2019 21:40

ok I've read page 1 now. they should have carved messages into the skin of the fruit and veg.

whatashower · 14/03/2019 21:42

I am quite stressed at this omnishambles.

RomaineCalm · 14/03/2019 21:42

The concept seems to be 'look busy for 20mins and then hand over and breathe a sigh of relief'

Feel very sorry for the last person.

The red dessert will be an apple served with chilled pastry.

Pencilmuseum · 14/03/2019 21:43

thanks Squoosh. Who thought of this nonsense?
never leave a deep fat fryer unattended!

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Halsall · 14/03/2019 21:43

Yeah Pencil , like 'Fuck off, Gregggggg' Grin

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GrouchyKiwi · 14/03/2019 21:43

Finish off the chicken with 40 minutes to go?!

Blue team is doing much better thus far.

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 14/03/2019 21:43

An apple and some chilled pastry. God, Alex does not know what's coming.

whatashower · 14/03/2019 21:43

Poor Alex

Squooosh · 14/03/2019 21:43

Alex will strut in there, casually do a bit of kneading and slicing and 5 mins later a glorious dessert will occur!

Binglebong · 14/03/2019 21:44

This is crazy. But it has got me watching which I haven't done otherwise this series....

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 14/03/2019 21:44

Where's the tidy vet when you need him?

GrouchyKiwi · 14/03/2019 21:44

So Jim's contribution was to make a mess.

iklboo · 14/03/2019 21:44

Placemarking because I've not watched tonight's yet.

hobnobsaremyfavourite · 14/03/2019 21:45

Jim’s a bit of a wanker isn’t he

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 14/03/2019 21:45

What's with the 'We' Gregggg you knob?

Binglebong · 14/03/2019 21:46

Greg looks very sad about his desserts not being up to much.

By happy chance I bought an apple pie today so I can join in the judging. Grin

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Halsall · 14/03/2019 21:46

How on earth could that idiot Jim just leave the pudding completely untouched???

Alex is good but she's not a miracle-worker

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