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MASTERCHEF thread 5: we WILL look for you, we WILL find you, and we WILL watch you.

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Halsall · 14/03/2019 20:57

We have a very particular set of skills. Understand this, schedulers.

Do not mess with us.

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whatashower · 14/03/2019 21:46

Alex is really fucked off. This could be interesting.

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 14/03/2019 21:47

"This is the total nightmare for me!" Us too, Irini.

Squooosh · 14/03/2019 21:47

Panisha has the right temperament for this.

hobnobsaremyfavourite · 14/03/2019 21:48

Oh fuck of Gregggggggggggg

GrouchyKiwi · 14/03/2019 21:48

I'd be really pissed off if I were Irini.

Squooosh · 14/03/2019 21:49

Irini is a former banker. She's probably used to high stress environments.

RomaineCalm · 14/03/2019 21:49

I'd be seriously pissed off. What a shambles.

Squooosh · 14/03/2019 21:50

Going last really is the bum deal.

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 14/03/2019 21:50

What a friggin' shambles.

fourquenelles · 14/03/2019 21:51

FUCK OFF JIM. It was the only thing you did.

Halsall · 14/03/2019 21:51

Sod off Jim with your velouté

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hobnobsaremyfavourite · 14/03/2019 21:51

Jim is like wanker Gregggg in competitor form

Squooosh · 14/03/2019 21:51

lolling at Jim pointing out his lovely sauce. Grin

jay55 · 14/03/2019 21:51

Jim to the stocks, we can all pour veloute on him.

Pencilmuseum · 14/03/2019 21:51

Told you Jim was bad news.
Blue pudding looks a bit burnt
but Gregg is managing to trough everything dahn

hobnobsaremyfavourite · 14/03/2019 21:51

I think Irini would like to insert threat veloute into Jim’s gob
Forcefullly

TheDogsMother · 14/03/2019 21:52

I have to say it's the women who delivered most here

GrouchyKiwi · 14/03/2019 21:52

Irini nearly tipped that velouté over Jim the Wanker.

Squooosh · 14/03/2019 21:53

I have to say it's the women who delivered most here

Evergreen comment to be fair. Can be applied far and wide!

GrouchyKiwi · 14/03/2019 21:53

Red will be cooking again, and it will be Fuck Off Jim.

Squooosh · 14/03/2019 21:53

there he goes listing the facking ingrediesnt again.

whatashower · 14/03/2019 21:54

Well hopefully this process will weed out whiney Jim, but save Alex and Irini.

RomaineCalm · 14/03/2019 21:54

Someone give Irini a hug.

Halsall · 14/03/2019 21:54

He Made A Sauce

will be carved on Jim's gravestone

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BuckingFrolics · 14/03/2019 21:55

I'll point the finger at you Jim

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