MASTERCHEF thread 5: we WILL look for you, we WILL find you, and we WILL watch you.

[Halsall]

We have a very particular set of skills. Understand this, schedulers.

Do not mess with us.

Hmmmm. Geoff's doesn't look great.

Ooh Irini don't. Thomas isn't worthy

.....but they love it

They really really love Len Walnut.

I don't know how they'll choose from these. Much as Dr Lurve makes my skin crawl he's cooked some excellent stuff.

Len Walnut

Oh no Jilly! Hope that croquette isn't the deciding factor.

Oh noooo Jilly. I hope the croquet isn't the undoing of her

So Delia and Dr Luuuurve are through

Thomas' dish is very spartan. That lamb chop looks very unappealing.

Thomas's dish looks very unpleasant

Excellent. Thomas is going, unless Irini fucks it up.

First real criticism goes to Thomas. Might be enough to send him home.

Thomas's is like some nightmare failed vivisection experiment

Noo jilly!
But I think Thomas, with his untested dish (why?) might have screwed the pooch.
Lord, they are all amazing, then there's Irini.

It's going to be between Jilly and Thomas

Yay Irini!

Thomas should go. His mint jelly failed.

The main element of Thomas' dish was Not Good so he has to go.

Ohhh come on Jilly

They are going to dick about between Jilly and Thomas. Thomas is soo arrogant.

Yes. That was only right and proper.

Ysyyyyyyy

Good decision!!!

Hooray! What a relief....