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MASTERCHEF thread 5: we WILL look for you, we WILL find you, and we WILL watch you.

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Halsall · 14/03/2019 20:57

We have a very particular set of skills. Understand this, schedulers.

Do not mess with us.

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jay55 · 14/03/2019 21:55

If Irini goes out today I will be very very cross

whatashower · 14/03/2019 21:55

Yeah go on do point a finger at yourself mate, certainly not anyone else. 🙄

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 14/03/2019 21:55

Jim thinks it was someone else's fault!

whatashower · 14/03/2019 21:55

I think Alex is close to tears, dammit.

Squooosh · 14/03/2019 21:56

Jim makes Geoffrey Walnuts look good Grin

GrouchyKiwi · 14/03/2019 21:56

They'd better not make us wait till Monday for the cook off.

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 14/03/2019 21:56

I bet the red team all hate each other right now.

Pencilmuseum · 14/03/2019 21:56

typical arrogant bloke Jim. Booo

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Halsall · 14/03/2019 21:56

This is such a ridiculously unfair way to run things! Pah!

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fourquenelles · 14/03/2019 21:57

There's no time for a cook off tOnight.

BuckingFrolics · 14/03/2019 21:57

Come on reds, all you have to do is destroy Jim. The judges saw him do bugger all and plenty of it.

GrouchyKiwi · 14/03/2019 21:57

This is stupid. I hate this task. They should have chosen the outstanding people from the task and made the slackers cook again.

TheDogsMother · 14/03/2019 21:57

Yes Jim because it's you and the Love Doctor who let down your female team mates. Jim, stick your veloute where the sun don't shine

RomaineCalm · 14/03/2019 21:58

This is really unfair and the reason why I hate group projects/assignments.

GrouchyKiwi · 14/03/2019 21:58

Monday 7:30pm?!

Till then, I suppose!

fourquenelles · 14/03/2019 21:58

Monday 7.30 one and all.

RomaineCalm · 14/03/2019 21:59

'Til Monday. Have a good weekend all. Smile

Squooosh · 14/03/2019 21:59

Oh the tension!

Is it Monday when Jelouté gets the chance to save his rep?

TheDogsMother · 14/03/2019 22:00

Have a great weekend all

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Halsall · 14/03/2019 22:00

Yep, Monday it is.

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Myimaginarycathasfleas · 14/03/2019 22:00

Monday then I spoze.

Davros · 14/03/2019 22:20

I'm only just watching the Mexican restaurant Blush I dread to think how much they are charging for tarted up peasant food. You can't polish a turd but she did spray some of it with glitter.
Does anyone else think Tim is the shit that was left over after Chris O'Dowd was born?

TheSilveryHildaOgden · 14/03/2019 23:41

A bit late to the thread. I watch with the subtitles on. Which, during the first Masterchef episode tonight came up with this gem of a description:- GREGG CHUCKLES DEVIOUSLY

BoreOfWhabylon · 15/03/2019 00:38

Just a quick Fuck off Greggggg by way of a placemark.

And a Fuck off Jim for good measure.

potofdreams1 · 15/03/2019 11:06

Convinced Jilly and Claire Balding were separated at birth!