MASTERCHEF thread 5: we WILL look for you, we WILL find you, and we WILL watch you.

[Halsall]

We have a very particular set of skills. Understand this, schedulers.

Do not mess with us.

If Irini goes out today I will be very very cross

Yeah go on do point a finger at yourself mate, certainly not anyone else. 🙄

Jim thinks it was someone else's fault!

I think Alex is close to tears, dammit.

Jim makes Geoffrey Walnuts look good

They'd better not make us wait till Monday for the cook off.

I bet the red team all hate each other right now.

typical arrogant bloke Jim. Booo

This is such a ridiculously unfair way to run things! Pah!

There's no time for a cook off tOnight.

Come on reds, all you have to do is destroy Jim. The judges saw him do bugger all and plenty of it.

This is stupid. I hate this task. They should have chosen the outstanding people from the task and made the slackers cook again.

Yes Jim because it's you and the Love Doctor who let down your female team mates. Jim, stick your veloute where the sun don't shine

This is really unfair and the reason why I hate group projects/assignments.

Monday 7:30pm?!

Till then, I suppose!

Monday 7.30 one and all.

'Til Monday. Have a good weekend all.

Oh the tension!

Is it Monday when Jelouté gets the chance to save his rep?

Have a great weekend all

Yep, Monday it is.

Monday then I spoze.

I'm only just watching the Mexican restaurant I dread to think how much they are charging for tarted up peasant food. You can't polish a turd but she did spray some of it with glitter.
Does anyone else think Tim is the shit that was left over after Chris O'Dowd was born?

A bit late to the thread. I watch with the subtitles on. Which, during the first Masterchef episode tonight came up with this gem of a description:- GREGG CHUCKLES DEVIOUSLY

Just a quick Fuck off Greggggg by way of a placemark.

And a Fuck off Jim for good measure.

Convinced Jilly and Claire Balding were separated at birth!