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If your jugs need a wipe and your truffles a shave, step this way. MASTERCHEF thread 4

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Halsall · 07/03/2019 20:30

It's going to start getting serious soon. Bring on the mass catering challenge!

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Wolfcub · 07/03/2019 20:45

Thanks Halsall

SchadenfreudePersonified · 07/03/2019 20:45

Here I am. Placemarking

Love the title! Grin

fourquenelles · 07/03/2019 20:45

Thanks Halsall

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Halsall · 07/03/2019 20:45
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TheDogsMother · 07/03/2019 20:45

Thank you. A nice new thread

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Halsall · 07/03/2019 20:46
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Grinchly · 07/03/2019 20:46

HrGrin

SchadenfreudePersonified · 07/03/2019 20:46

Yes!

You're wrong.

Arschloch!

Grinchly · 07/03/2019 20:47

So do I re duck miso etc...

SchadenfreudePersonified · 07/03/2019 20:47
fourquenelles · 07/03/2019 20:47

Did I dream it but can nasturtium buds be used instead of capers?

LaMarschallin · 07/03/2019 20:48

Tasty, cheesey, nibbly, picky thing, anyone?

(Any Shibboleths I've missed? Smile)

SchadenfreudePersonified · 07/03/2019 20:48

I can remember reading that somewhere four.

Apparently you can pickle the buggers.

Grinchly · 07/03/2019 20:48

I hate her but it sounds good I must admit

Squooosh · 07/03/2019 20:48

Anything rolled in a ball, covered in breadcrumbs and then deep fried is okay with me

SchadenfreudePersonified · 07/03/2019 20:48

Not the buds, though - the seeds.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 07/03/2019 20:49

Who is that twat-faced, ugly whinging wanker?

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 07/03/2019 20:49

Dog is being an arse, distracting us.
Maria has the shit dip plates I see. Do they only have three or four sets?
I don't like the guy in the blue jacket. He's a knob.

fourquenelles · 07/03/2019 20:50

Ah thanks Schaden I bow to your superior gardening/culinary/pickling knowledge

Grinchly · 07/03/2019 20:50

Ooh silver fox o' spreadsheets man ....

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 07/03/2019 20:50

Halsall

Genius thread title!

SchadenfreudePersonified · 07/03/2019 20:50

Come on Tone!

Blow their socks off!

TheDogsMother · 07/03/2019 20:50

Is it Tim in the blue jacket ? He's finding it hard to like anything ?

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Halsall · 07/03/2019 20:50

I'm not too keen on that phlegmy-looking spume Tony's produced. Sorry.

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Squooosh · 07/03/2019 20:51

Oh shut up Richard Coles, leave Tony aloney.