If your jugs need a wipe and your truffles a shave, step this way. MASTERCHEF thread 4

[Halsall]

It's going to start getting serious soon. Bring on the mass catering challenge!

Blue jacket is a mean hearted twat

'Today you're going to be cooking for 15,000 drag queens using a 40 year old Primus stove and a blunt spoon to cook grapefruit skins, tramp corns and roadkill. You've got four minutes. START COOKING!'

The trompettes de mort are not cutting it this evening, it seems

Dont fuck up the turbot Tone...

The mass catering challenge is Da Best, iklboo

How has someone not killed that gap-toothed tosser?

It's not John Selwyn-Gummer in a blue jacket is it?

Look at the way he's looking at that plate of food! Bastard!

@iklboo Now that would be a programme !

Anything rolled in a ball, covered in breadcrumbs and then deep fried is okay with me

Even Greggggggg?

iklboo

Poor Tony. He'll take this badly.

Thanks for the new thread.

That whiney judge is a jerk face.

Tone to go. Wimmin for the win.

iklboo it would mean he'd no longer be yammering on about the time (or anything else for that matter!)

Poor Tone

Correct choice on Tone

Couldn't have been anyone else really.

But hurrah for Jilly!

right again Grouchy.
Jilly reminds me strangely of Chucky. is it the voice?

Jilly is the best. Jilly for everything.

Alas poor Tone, but go Jilly.

You could put him on the bird table to dispose of the body Squooosh

There's a flock of starlings here that would devour a deep-fried, breadcrumb-covered Gregggg in a matter of minutes.

We might have to dispose of the bones and glasses, though.

Yay. Another episode of Jilly scaring Gregg !

So it's Dr Luuuuurve against the Laydeez tomorrow

See you all tomorrow