If your jugs need a wipe and your truffles a shave, step this way. MASTERCHEF thread 4

[Halsall]

It's going to start getting serious soon. Bring on the mass catering challenge!

I've completely lost track - I don't know who's who, whether I like them, or indeed have ever seen them before. I don't know night from day, my dinner time is all over the place - It's too MUCH I tell you!!!

Geoff? Tonight? Nuts? I am with imaginary, I am not confident about knowing anything anymore.

Apart from, of course, FOGg and the schedulers.

We're all terminally confused, I think and no wonder but I DO know it's definitely on at 9:30 tonight. Just to keep us guessing.

This better be good.

Hi everyone!

What ho!

Boiler was serviced on Wednesday. Now I have hot water but cold radiators so shivering and hoping for lots of curry to warm me up. The numpties are coming Monday to fix the problem.

What? Masterbakeoff

Ha. Afternoon tea.

Mind you, we always guessed Greg was a right masterbaker

Evening, it's on too late tonight and certainly too late for afternoon tea. And I've no idea who the critic is.

I love a bit of afternoon tea. Not Pat Val's which was gross but Lords Cricket which was lush and had added bonus of a string quartet

Disambiguation: Of the knitted cover variety, not Tom Hiddleston.

Hello, all!

I love this brief. Beats the ubiquitous pasta test!

I'm here! Love afternoon tea.

Thanks what. I'd throw the Hiddlebum back tbh. Not my type. Not enough meat on his bones.

Amal's sounds interesting

Love the sound of Amals food.

I'm going to have to crack open the emergency KitKats.

I'm with Jilly on this.

I heart Jilly. I'll be fuming if she doesn't do well.

Hellloooo Friday! I don't think I can cope with ge offs wet pink mouth in that beard. (I was going to be rude, but you can guess what was I thinking)
Oh Jilly, I hope you ace this.

She'll get it done faster if you fuck off Greggg

Sorry fourquenelles it was a random guess 😀

Are we missing Schaden again?

I missed Weds so Jilly is a stranger to me. I take it from the hearts, that she's popular on here.