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If your jugs need a wipe and your truffles a shave, step this way. MASTERCHEF thread 4

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Halsall · 07/03/2019 20:30

It's going to start getting serious soon. Bring on the mass catering challenge!

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Pencilmuseum · 14/03/2019 20:53

are you familiar with their work Halsall?

BuckingFrolics · 14/03/2019 20:53

What?!? Another ep today??!!!

Pencilmuseum · 14/03/2019 20:54

yes probably wise to start new thread plse Halsall

fourquenelles · 14/03/2019 20:54

Yes please Miss

Squooosh · 14/03/2019 20:54

ANOTHER EPISODE, TODAY??

TheDogsMother · 14/03/2019 20:54

@Halsall Good plan

RomaineCalm · 14/03/2019 20:54

Yes please Mrs H.

BuckingFrolics · 14/03/2019 20:54

I'm too new to have a vote and will go where I'm told Halsall

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 14/03/2019 20:54

Yes please Halsall! Don't ask me for a title, got my mouth full.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 14/03/2019 20:55

Love figs, but frangipane is too close to marzipan.
Only one? Kick em all out. All women final.

fourquenelles · 14/03/2019 20:55

Had to be Steven. No finesse.

GrouchyKiwi · 14/03/2019 20:55

I'd have kicked 'em both out.

Bye Stephen. You were nice, even though I forgot you.

BuckingFrolics · 14/03/2019 20:56

Who went again?

whatashower · 14/03/2019 20:56

i dont think I would ever recover from the embarrassment of having a disappointing frangipane. Would have to consult the Love Doctor.

littlbrowndog · 14/03/2019 20:56

Boring drone stays in ffs

GrouchyKiwi · 14/03/2019 20:57

See you on the new thread in half an hour.

foxessocks · 14/03/2019 20:57

Gregg can count to three shocker

whatashower · 14/03/2019 20:57

New thread def yes halsall. Squeeeeee!

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 14/03/2019 20:58

Another one? Dh is going to be dischuffed. We're going to watch Shetland, because we need cheering up. I'll catch up early on I player.

Squooosh · 14/03/2019 20:58

Love figs, but frangipane is too close to marzipan.

Marzipan is to frangipane as Norman Wisdom is to Bill Hicks.

littlbrowndog · 14/03/2019 20:58

And I still not seen johns top teeth.

Bit like Marcus ‘ s the most hairiest arms in the world

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 14/03/2019 20:59

Stephen's pithivier saved Jim there.

Right, I'm over to BBC Parliament to find out what's going on. See you peeps later.

Squooosh · 14/03/2019 20:59

Yes, must pop back and see what the latest Brexit fuckery is.

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Halsall · 14/03/2019 20:59

Sorry, bloody WiFi chose that moment to pack in!

Yes, another helping at 9:30 so NEW THREAD

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MrsTommyBanks · 14/03/2019 21:53

FUCK OFF YOU WANKY CUNT.