If your jugs need a wipe and your truffles a shave, step this way. MASTERCHEF thread 4

[Halsall]

It's going to start getting serious soon. Bring on the mass catering challenge!

are you familiar with their work Halsall?

What?!? Another ep today??!!!

yes probably wise to start new thread plse Halsall

Yes please Miss

ANOTHER EPISODE, TODAY??

@Halsall Good plan

Yes please Mrs H.

I'm too new to have a vote and will go where I'm told Halsall

Yes please Halsall! Don't ask me for a title, got my mouth full.

Love figs, but frangipane is too close to marzipan.
Only one? Kick em all out. All women final.

Had to be Steven. No finesse.

I'd have kicked 'em both out.

Bye Stephen. You were nice, even though I forgot you.

Who went again?

i dont think I would ever recover from the embarrassment of having a disappointing frangipane. Would have to consult the Love Doctor.

Boring drone stays in ffs

See you on the new thread in half an hour.

Gregg can count to three shocker

New thread def yes halsall. Squeeeeee!

Another one? Dh is going to be dischuffed. We're going to watch Shetland, because we need cheering up. I'll catch up early on I player.

Love figs, but frangipane is too close to marzipan.

Marzipan is to frangipane as Norman Wisdom is to Bill Hicks.

And I still not seen johns top teeth.

Bit like Marcus ‘ s the most hairiest arms in the world

Stephen's pithivier saved Jim there.

Right, I'm over to BBC Parliament to find out what's going on. See you peeps later.

Yes, must pop back and see what the latest Brexit fuckery is.

Sorry, bloody WiFi chose that moment to pack in!

Yes, another helping at 9:30 so NEW THREAD

FUCK OFF YOU WANKY CUNT.