If your jugs need a wipe and your truffles a shave, step this way. MASTERCHEF thread 4

[Halsall]

It's going to start getting serious soon. Bring on the mass catering challenge!

I’m with Jilly on afternoon tea- I prefer full meals.

That millefeuille looks mille toasted 😳

Jilly is awesome she played rugby for Scotland.

Knew there'd be matcha. Tastes of soap.
A tiffin type of thing woukd be good.

Come on Martine /Jasmine.

bucking Gregg is scared of her, so yeah. Rugby player, we are praying she decks him at some point.

And she intimidates the gormless grocer, Bucking, so that makes her all the more likeable.

Jilly is an ex-rugger-player, Bucking . We ❤️ her. Not least because we're waiting to see how much physical damage she can inflict on Greggggg.

Shut up Greggg

Aha! I thought I could a glint in her eye when she looked at Greg. A glint that boded a smack in the face at some point not too far distant

Geoffis such a pretentious cock.

I'm late here again - and will have to make do with reading your commentary.

Mr Schaden is engrossed in some shite another programme - i blame thee schedule muck-abouts!

He hardly watches anything, so I don't want to take the telly off him - it seems cruel.

I'd blocked Geoff out. So annoying when annoying ones survive.

I do like cannoli though.

I love that Gregg will declare with confidence something about Italy and then the love doctor says 'well actually....'

You were just testing that we were all on the same page and could submit the same answers bucking 🤣 Think we passed.

Ooh, I made fig ice-cream last year, with figs from my garden. It was delish, although I probably shouldn't say so.

Foiled again shower

With your fancy fig garden and Geoff's walnut grove, you two belong together, Halsall!

Please send fig ice cream Halsall.

Ooooh! I need to see the love doctor crushing what passes for Gregggg's soul. I;ll watch catch-up

Let's be honest tho. The only thing that stops John being an arse, is Greg.

I like Amal, but aubergine does not belong in afternoon tea.

Bucking

Fancy being so bad that you rely on Greggg to make you look good . . .

Omg. Omfg. Serve that up NOW at Bucking Mansion

I'll pop you some in the post, Romaine