If your jugs need a wipe and your truffles a shave, step this way. MASTERCHEF thread 4

[Halsall]

It's going to start getting serious soon. Bring on the mass catering challenge!

And yet Jilly is lovely and Chucky was not . . . strange . . .

Same time tomorrow everyone

Thanks for thé laughs all. See you tomorrow !

Bye for now!

Oh Christ red fucking nose day. I fucking hate it.

Love these threads.
Off to spunk taxpayers' money

grinchly watch Tutti Frutti on iplayer instead. I have waited over 30 years for this to be repeated, joy ❤️

I can't keep up

I have starlings!!!! They rape my bird station. The cunts.

Gutted I missed you all tonight, it's not the same watching with just DH for company although he did perk up a bit at the mention of a spreadsheet.

I remembered Tim as being quite a nice guy but thought he was horribly grumpy tonight.

Thanks for the new thread Halsall - back tomorrow!

I KNEW Jilly would have been a prop. Good egg.

And FFS, I am just a reasonably good amateur cook, and even I know to use a funnel to put sauces in jugs. We have had a good evening shouting “FUCKOFFGREGG”. And so many mispronunciations!

Jilly and Irini are my absolute favourites so far. Although there are a lot of really good wimmin in this series.

Oh, and FUQ OFF GREGGGGGGGGGGGGG!

Thanks for the commentary , my only hope of catching up.

Yes, why was Tim so negative? Even my mum said later on the phone 'who was that bad-tempered judge who moaned about everything?'

I remembered Tim as being quite a nice guy but thought he was horribly grumpy tonight.

Time of the month?

Tell your mum that we all considered him a total ARSE, Halsall.

Tim was, if anything, always over-obliging and rather deferential if I recall, so my theory is that the director asked them to be a bit more critical after the first couple of dishes. And Tim over-obliged. 😀

Tell your mum that we all considered him a total ARSE, Halsall.

Oh, I will, Schaden - she often asks 'what did MN think of it?'

I edit out the F words but the wanks and bollocks are fine

Alternatively he has decided to model himself on the exhaustedly curmudgeonly and acerbic Charles Campion. But failed.

Just a heads up - there is an episode at 7.30 on SUNDAY!

impossibletoday your nn is highly relevant here! I think ellen mentioned this in passing but we mostly overlooked it.

WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS??

Dear God, it gets worse.

Sunday and Monday next week at 7:30.

Then Wednesday and Thursday at 8:00

Nothing on Friday because of Comic Relief.

What are they trying to do to us?

I wish they wouldn't piss around with the timings

halsall maybe the producers and BBC agree with us and are committing scheduling harakiri to force a reformat (with fresh presenter) when the ratings plummet. One can only hope 🤞

Is Geoff on tonight? If so, I hope he gets another chance to showcase his nuts.