Veg that pleases and infectious diseases. The myriad joys of MASTERCHEF, thread 3

[Halsall]

All human life is here, for our viewing pleasure.

ENJOY!

Known unknowns, unknown knowns, known known....
Argh! Now the word "known" looks strange.
And what's with the unbridled manly chortling?

I love a Gantt chart [I am sad]

Hs it got a rag rated dashboard tagged to metadata?

Fawning over @SchadenfreudePersonified, you're right. I love that he is though. Be afraid Gregg, she could snap you like a twig

Any minute now he will pee submissively and roll onto his back to expose his vulnerable belly

YOU PAINT A VIVID AND DISTURBING PICTURE

Incinerated mackerel

I hope I haven't missed anything.

I had to feed the fuqing cat - he was screeching the house down and Mr Schaden is having one of his evenings of selective deafness.

It doesn't ;look delicious . . .

Oh good another dr who has spunked our tax pounds to go and cook.
I'm scared of pressure cookers.

Hmm tenderish doesn’t sound good

Jasmin's patience are wearing thin with those useless lumps

She looks very flushed!

Schaden. My furry overlord is scratching at the front door. Am ignoring.oh fuck hang on

IN YOUR FACE, JOHN!

You thought she couldn't do it!

Yes - I have not watched the latest one - this evening's entertainment on catch up - but I still say - why oh why oh why do the BBC think Gr&*99 is " a thing" . I have never met a person who thinks he is entertaining nor has a constructive word to say - Ah well - that's what our licence fee pays for. Hey Ho.

FOGTTFSOF&TFOSM

I hope Jilly proves these grumblers wrong!

You might as well give in Grinchly

He can keep up the scratching longer than you can keep up the ignoring.

Good for Jasmine.

Now for Jilly.

I've been hospitalised. I need a catch up for the last four episodes. I just saw a spread sheet. WTF IS HAPPENING?

Oh god he really is terrified of her. Instead of screaming hurry up you’ve got an hour to go it’s relaaaax you’ve got a whole minute

FOGTTFSOF&TFOSM

Seconded!

@Wolfcub Exactly 😂

Sorry to hear that, @MrsTommyBanks! All okay now?

Oh Jilly is having a nightmare...

"Tricksy"

Arsehole!