Veg that pleases and infectious diseases. The myriad joys of MASTERCHEF, thread 3

[Halsall]

All human life is here, for our viewing pleasure.

ENJOY!

Jasmine looks like someone from that artificial intelligence robot nanny programme a few years ago on channel 4.

Tatatan? Gregg is now speaking in tongues

Jilly is my series fave so far.

Thanks what
Go Jilly

I haven't ironed anything for at least 4 years.

I like Jilly.

What's posset then you dickwad if not cream and lemon?

Gregg is fawning about Jilly. I think he's afraid

I don't like chorizo - I find it very greasy. Lemon might cut through that.

Ooh Dhruv...yeeeeah...

Good point, fourq. I would happily bathe in posset. Yourself and Mr Rayner probably have.

As long as that's all he does with his tongue Pencil

He is intimidated by her DogsMother

Good!

I like that Maria basically told them to fuck off.

masterchef would be resoundingly improved by having an insert screen with Herbert Lom twitching along with a visual commentary, I feel, schaden
*or indeed our commentary running as a tickertape along the bottom 😀

Ooh Maria, that told them !

Don't like Maria as I said

He is afraid DogsMother

He's fawning over her.

Any minute now he will pee submissively and roll onto his back to expose his vulnerable belly . . .

As a prelude to the jelly Squooosh

I like ironing stuff fresh off the line when it smells all clean and outsidey.

Oh god he project planned dinner

Certainly would shower

OFFS spreadsheet,
Accountant DH has just perked up. 🙄.

GREGG KNOWS NOTHING!

I quite like Tone, with his spreadshits.
I could cuddle him to my ample bosom

Is it a spreadsheet or a Gantt chart?

Our comments along the bottom would be brilliant whata (albeit actionable in a court of law)

I forgot Rev Richard Coles had been on the show