Veg that pleases and infectious diseases. The myriad joys of MASTERCHEF, thread 3

[Halsall]

All human life is here, for our viewing pleasure.

ENJOY!

Slaw. My eye is twitching

With you on that! Is the word coleslaw too tragically '1980s barbecue in your Auntie Janet's house' for these twats?

Poor Natalie

I liked her.

ZAQ IS NOT A CONTENDER! I DO NOT WANT TO SEE HIM AGAIN!!!

Not just bloody 'tumouric', we've had 'pousson' from the speaking clock as well

Boot Zaq! Boot him!

They will keep zap in for entertainment shoorely

Ooh noooo! They're going to baq Zaq to prove they were right to bring him baq.
FAQ.

Zak q

Jilly and Jasmin would make a good crime fighting duo.

THANK CHRIST!!!!!

Oh wow. Bad job zaq

SO pleased to be wrong!

Hoorah. Bye Zaq

Zaq was gracious in defeat.

That was like yesterday, Gregg did not get his way,.

grinchly
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Natalie is not short of self-belief but her combo sounded weird.

They would Squoooosh

if it was a TV series I would watch it.

I don't remember any of these but I don't like them.

I don’t remember any of these other than Dhruv

Someone here fancies Dhruv if I recall?

Dhruv is in the heart

I like Dhruv

I LOVE Herbert Lom shower

(be still my beating heart)

FUCK OFF GREGGGG!

It's not a ta-ta-ta you knobber.

Ooer Dhruv is looking well.