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Veg that pleases and infectious diseases. The myriad joys of MASTERCHEF, thread 3

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Halsall · 27/02/2019 20:31

All human life is here, for our viewing pleasure.

ENJOY!

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 27/02/2019 20:42

That's a big old plate of brown.
I see Paul either in the south if France or st Ives being very arty.
That pudding and martini..... Drooool.

RomaineCalm · 27/02/2019 20:42

Yes please to figtini.

ellenanora5 · 27/02/2019 20:42

Pencil Grin they wouldn't have him

jay55 · 27/02/2019 20:42

I'd worry for my bowels with a fig martini. Deffo an at home drink and not takes an hour on the tube to get home drink.

AutumnCrow · 27/02/2019 20:43

I imagine Gregg getting a certificate in Health and Safety just so he could wear the hairnets and paper hats on the course.

fourquenelles · 27/02/2019 20:43

He IS Pencil but without the whipped puppy charm

lettingthedaysgoby · 27/02/2019 20:43

It looks like I've served it with that mountain of cream... even I would manage a quenelle if I was on Masterchef

foxessocks · 27/02/2019 20:43

I'd definitely try that figtini

SchadenfreudePersonified · 27/02/2019 20:43

That's lovely foxes, your one of us now

You'll like it here foxes

This is a local thread for local Gregggg-loathers . . .

Squooosh · 27/02/2019 20:43

'would cut off my little toe' is alarmingly precise. and violent.

Footle · 27/02/2019 20:44

Shut up Gregg.

iklboo · 27/02/2019 20:44

Spotty shirt critic looks like the love child of Jack Whitehall and Adrian Mole.

whatashower · 27/02/2019 20:44

Truly Excellent Title halsall
Sunbedmans main plate was absolutely ridiculously awful looking.

Cut off small toe? Interesting menu choice. presumably the complete opposite of veganism.

fourquenelles · 27/02/2019 20:44

OH DO FUCK OFF GREG(G)

foxessocks · 27/02/2019 20:44

Go on then mate. Cut off your toe.

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Halsall · 27/02/2019 20:44

🎖🎖🎖🎖 for foxes for the inaugural Greggggg abuse.

May it be the first of many.

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Squooosh · 27/02/2019 20:44

My heart sinks when 'fries' turn out to be sweet potato fries.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 27/02/2019 20:44

What's that purple stuff?

GrouchyKiwi · 27/02/2019 20:44

I can't tell Gregg to fuck off out loud because of the aforementioned in-laws so

FUCK THE FUCK RIGHT OFF, GREGG.

I want to eat that food, Elliott.

ellenanora5 · 27/02/2019 20:45

Oh well done Elliot, he's my favourite

SchadenfreudePersonified · 27/02/2019 20:45

'would cut off my little toe' is alarmingly precise. and violent.

I thought that.

Very specific

GrouchyKiwi · 27/02/2019 20:45

Coleslaw, Schaden. I love coleslaw, as long as there's not any sodding raw onion in it.

fourquenelles · 27/02/2019 20:45

Mine too ellen

Squooosh · 27/02/2019 20:46

If I was stirring molten hot caramel and that twat was at my elbow wittering on about the time, well...

iklboo · 27/02/2019 20:46

'I ate his little toe with some Heinz beans and a nice Special Brew'

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