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Veg that pleases and infectious diseases. The myriad joys of MASTERCHEF, thread 3

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Halsall · 27/02/2019 20:31

All human life is here, for our viewing pleasure.

ENJOY!

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fourquenelles · 27/02/2019 20:37

You are a Star

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Halsall · 27/02/2019 20:37

Just to add, I walked past that Billy in the street last week.

Nothing else to add. Rubbish anecdote.

I'll get me coat.....

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iklboo · 27/02/2019 20:37

Hello & thank you.

I had a total brain fart and got Mitfords and Mumfords mixed up I haven't even had a drink. Blush

SchadenfreudePersonified · 27/02/2019 20:37

God bless you Halsall!

foxessocks · 27/02/2019 20:37

Ok I need to repeat that then as it's my first Gregg comment Grin

And I'll shout it this time

NO GREGG YOU'RE JUST A BLOB!

ellenanora5 · 27/02/2019 20:39

Good woman Halsall, your very reliable Grin

Squooosh · 27/02/2019 20:39

HE IS! A SHOUTY BLOBBY TWAT

GrouchyKiwi · 27/02/2019 20:39

Thanks Halsall.

"I'd eat the whole lot" isn't a great deal of praise. See food, eat it. It's not difficult.

Pencilmuseum · 27/02/2019 20:39

what does Gregg know about abstract art? has he been to night-school?

GrouchyKiwi · 27/02/2019 20:40

Paul's cat threw up on his plates.

fourquenelles · 27/02/2019 20:40

Looks shite

Squooosh · 27/02/2019 20:40

I like that spriggy haired bloke.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 27/02/2019 20:40

Well done - that was an excellent first insult Foxes

jay55 · 27/02/2019 20:40

Another pile of cat food.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 27/02/2019 20:40

That looks like something the cat has dismembered

Footle · 27/02/2019 20:40

Mumfords are missing from what I hoped was my education.

ellenanora5 · 27/02/2019 20:40

That's lovely foxes, your one of us now (one of us, one of us, one of us) there's no turning back now Grin

littlbrowndog · 27/02/2019 20:40

Beigness

foxessocks · 27/02/2019 20:40
SchadenfreudePersonified · 27/02/2019 20:41

X-post Grouchy

foxessocks · 27/02/2019 20:41

That really does look like road kill doesn't it

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Halsall · 27/02/2019 20:41

Sorry all, I put the link up then panicked that people hadn't seen it in time - it's a busy one tonight!

Hope any stragglers find their way.

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Footle · 27/02/2019 20:41

Tarttatan. Tarantara!

Pencilmuseum · 27/02/2019 20:42

Boom! Gregg is really Heavy D from Storage Hunters (has anyone watched it except me?)

SchadenfreudePersonified · 27/02/2019 20:42

Actually . . . . that looks lovely . . .but surely one fig tart is a single portion . . . ?