Veg that pleases and infectious diseases. The myriad joys of MASTERCHEF, thread 3

[Halsall]

All human life is here, for our viewing pleasure.

ENJOY!

I like this older guy with his touch... hmmmm

fourq tell The Emperor to employ a social secretary.

Ooh now that looks good from the marketing manager

Love razor clams. I like him better than Yoni Brian. And he wasn't cocky.
They will looooove Jasmine.

Mmmmmm . . . .

It's TURMERIC, not "chewmic", John you tosser.

Learn to speak FFS!

I like Jasmin too

What are those black tentacles??

Oh here we go, it's Zaq !

ROASTED carrots?!

tumour - Ick Urgh

Zaq's carrots are blaq

Incinerated carrots?

Glad Jasmin did well.

Slaw. My eye is twitching

He reminds me of a cross between Michael Palin and Inspector Bright off Endeavour Grinchly

WHAT THE FUQ IS THAT?????!!!!!

@SchadenfreudePersonified You took the words out of my mouth re turmeric !

But obviously he's got edible flowers. And he's out.

Marcus Wareing knows how to pronounce turmeric.

S'all I'm sayin'

Greggg is frightened of Jilly.

Good.

This bunch is (yet again) SOOOOO much better than the Reform episode, which goes down in history as Worst Episode of Masterchef Ever.

Will Zaq be coming baq ?

Greggggg is very hyper this evening. Too many Haribos in the green room.

Just slip out the baq, Zaq...