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Masterchef. You don't have to be a serial killer to cook here, but it helps. Thread 2.

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Halsall · 15/02/2019 21:43

Tim survives to kill cook another day. More from him at a later date, but also (thank goodness) from lovely Irini.

Bring on the new victims.

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Squooosh · 20/02/2019 20:15

Oh that's good, Halsall!

Grinchly · 20/02/2019 20:15

Oh don't like funky student guy. The skin won't crisp anyway

GrouchyKiwi · 20/02/2019 20:15

I don't understand studying something as massively involved as infectious diseases must be only to throw it away on a cooking competition.

John was properly smug talking about the halibut skin just then.

whatashower · 20/02/2019 20:15

Any advance on "Chlamydia Man"?

Squooosh · 20/02/2019 20:15

pink shirt man looks like he's come straight from the board room.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 20/02/2019 20:15

Evening. There's some deluded people on tonight. Food writer? Yeah ok. And John's being fucking fatuous. "It'll be lovely if it works" no fucking shit Sherlock.
Oh Harry we beg to disagree, we can find tge link between infectious disease and MC. And so chuffed my tax has gone to subsidise his medical career for him to dick around with food.
I'm in a foul fucking mood in case you can't tell.

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Halsall · 20/02/2019 20:16

I feel a terrible dread that @SchadenfreudePersonified thinks this is on at 9pm. Schaden! Helloooo!

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Taffeta · 20/02/2019 20:16

Roffling @ the food writer

Nothing I fancy eating here

ellenanora5 · 20/02/2019 20:16

Evening everyone, I have to record for later or tomorrow, shitty few days here so I'm in a mood and might just smash the telly when I see you know who!

Enjoy and catch up later

Taffeta · 20/02/2019 20:17

Infectious diseases student a bit smug

whatashower · 20/02/2019 20:18

Oh fuckery I can feel your rage from here! Emergency gin on its way.

Hope schaden just a little late, she will love this lot.

Pencilmuseum · 20/02/2019 20:18

why is John in army surplus ce soir?
what's going on? two edible dishes to start?

Squooosh · 20/02/2019 20:19

so chuffed my tax has gone to subsidise his medical career for him to dick around with food. I'm in a foul fucking mood in case you can't tell.

Grin Grin

Let's rub his sandwiches all over a gonorrhea petri dish.

Taffeta · 20/02/2019 20:19

Gregg saying black puddn

I might be sick

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Halsall · 20/02/2019 20:19

Sorry to hear your week isn't going well, ellen Sad

Have Gin if and when possible

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Squooosh · 20/02/2019 20:19

I'd let her into the next round for her hair alone.

Grinchly · 20/02/2019 20:20

Chunky and no refinement eh Gregg?

Squooosh · 20/02/2019 20:20

'in appearance it looks simple and a bit chunky'

There goes Gregggg talking about himself again!

whatashower · 20/02/2019 20:20

Clarice? As in nice chianti? She looks lovely though.

We need schaden ...........so many gifts in ine episode 🙁

dementedma · 20/02/2019 20:20

chorizo and samphire are the favourite ingredients this time round

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Halsall · 20/02/2019 20:21

Nasturtium wagon ✔️

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whatashower · 20/02/2019 20:22

🤣 Halsall

Taffeta · 20/02/2019 20:22

Whilst they are all rubbing and cuddling smug student do you think he's calculating the infection transmission chances?

Squooosh · 20/02/2019 20:23

Oh he's a pain in the bloody arse! Stop chastising her you baldy twonk.

Taffeta · 20/02/2019 20:23

Weeeny eyes.