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Masterchef. You don't have to be a serial killer to cook here, but it helps. Thread 2.

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Halsall · 15/02/2019 21:43

Tim survives to kill cook another day. More from him at a later date, but also (thank goodness) from lovely Irini.

Bring on the new victims.

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RomaineCalm · 20/02/2019 20:23

If Harry can't cope with the feedback in Round 1 he's going to struggle going any further.

Back to the cultures and Petri dishes I fear.

Squooosh · 20/02/2019 20:23

Jim has a lot of David Brent potential

whatashower · 20/02/2019 20:23

I am claiming "maybe it didnt work....hehehehehe" as my own, for deployment in my own kitchen. 😀

jay55 · 20/02/2019 20:23

Pink shirt man reminds me of an annoying man who was on Naked Attraction.

Squooosh · 20/02/2019 20:23

He loves a pun!

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Halsall · 20/02/2019 20:24

LOL Taffeta - yes, like Typhoid Mary

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Grinchly · 20/02/2019 20:24

Smug student to go. Please.

whatashower · 20/02/2019 20:25

Hope its Clarice

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 20/02/2019 20:25

Did you hear food critic acting all superior to Harry the carrier?
I hate Baba Ganoush.
That hair!

Squooosh · 20/02/2019 20:26

Gregg loves an authoritative 'OWEVAH when critiquing contestants.

'OWEVAH I DIDN'T FANCY 'ER SO SHE DON'T GO FROOO

whatashower · 20/02/2019 20:26

To stay, I mean

whatashower · 20/02/2019 20:27

Yay

jay55 · 20/02/2019 20:27

Thank goodness

Grinchly · 20/02/2019 20:27

Good.

GrouchyKiwi · 20/02/2019 20:27

Fair enough judging.

Nuha squandered her marvellous potential.

Taffeta · 20/02/2019 20:28

Ah Mr Creosote

Squooosh · 20/02/2019 20:28

I have no memory of this Liz Cotton!

GrouchyKiwi · 20/02/2019 20:28

How do I not remember that Liz bird? I'm sure I watched that series.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 20/02/2019 20:29

Mr Creosote!
I cannot remember the third woman.

jay55 · 20/02/2019 20:29

There will be a samphire shortage after this.

Taffeta · 20/02/2019 20:29

Food Writer needs a slap.

Twat

GrouchyKiwi · 20/02/2019 20:30

This chap talks too much too. I'm going to impose a 10-word limit on all the contestants. 0 word limit for Gregg.

Taffeta · 20/02/2019 20:30

I like the wimmuns

The rest are twats

whatashower · 20/02/2019 20:32

I know its not in the spirit of mumsnet anonymity but really do think we need to set up a sort of texting alert service. ( Keep thinking about schaden pottering about as we speak, OBLIVIOUS.🙁)

Anyhoo I must say I luffs poached pear, much underrated.

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Halsall · 20/02/2019 20:32

For the love of God.

It's ballotine . Ballotine .

NOT 'BALLONTINE'

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