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Masterchef. You don't have to be a serial killer to cook here, but it helps. Thread 2.

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Halsall · 15/02/2019 21:43

Tim survives to kill cook another day. More from him at a later date, but also (thank goodness) from lovely Irini.

Bring on the new victims.

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GrouchyKiwi · 20/02/2019 19:53

It is. I checked. Don't mind me. Dying of no brains here.

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Halsall · 20/02/2019 19:59

I'm doomed. I seem incapable of getting the times right but THAT'S BECAUSE THEY MESS THEM AROUND 😤😤😤😤

Ahem. As you were. Settling in for a new set of victims now.

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RomaineCalm · 20/02/2019 20:02

Evening all! Finally... this scheduling is messing with my head.

GrouchyKiwi · 20/02/2019 20:03

Evening lovelies.

I like how they're spacing out the tall men.

jay55 · 20/02/2019 20:03

Finally we get an episode. Had to watch last weeks on catchup and it feels like forever ago.

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Halsall · 20/02/2019 20:03

Its bloody ridiculous, Romaine. Hello, by the way!

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jay55 · 20/02/2019 20:04

A child, shouldn't he be on the junior version

GrouchyKiwi · 20/02/2019 20:05

This woman talks too much.

Grinchly · 20/02/2019 20:06

Hello all! First time been able to manage live!

RomaineCalm · 20/02/2019 20:06

We seem to have a slightly more gormless version of last year's fighter pilot finalist (David?)

And bloke in pink shirt looks highly suspicious for reasons that I can't articulate.

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Halsall · 20/02/2019 20:06

At least Paula's sensibly making something she knows. Assuming she does know.

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AutumnCrow · 20/02/2019 20:07

Hello.

Gregg's face is more spongified than ever and John just said 'ample' in a peculiar way.

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Halsall · 20/02/2019 20:08

And Gregggg just said uhhhhh mahhhhhte in a manner that the incomparable Stewart Lee would mock mercilessly

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Pencilmuseum · 20/02/2019 20:09

Gordon looks weirdly like a distant cousin of J.Corbyn. and Gregg looks even more of a simpleton tonight than last week.

Footle · 20/02/2019 20:09

You wouldn't think a trap door could look inane.

Squooosh · 20/02/2019 20:10

I missed Friday's episode and Monday's! Gah.

Footle · 20/02/2019 20:11

Festivals!

whatashower · 20/02/2019 20:11

Oh god I missed sewing bee? gaah, but thanks for highlighting halsall, something to look forward to.
Laughing at image of a smouldering but stoic schaden

Interesting bunch tonight

jay55 · 20/02/2019 20:12

Festival are my fave accompaniment of all time.

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Halsall · 20/02/2019 20:12

When this pink shirt chappie hove into view initially I said to Dh 'I BET he's a 'company director''.....and blow me down, he is Hmm

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Grinchly · 20/02/2019 20:13

Ooh Lebanese woman looks good and satisfyingly mad too

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Halsall · 20/02/2019 20:13

Squooosh fear not, it wasn't on on Monday because the TWATS put football on instead

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Pencilmuseum · 20/02/2019 20:14

bit simple that Lebanese Nuha.

whatashower · 20/02/2019 20:14

Ahahaha infectious diseases

Such a rich seam.

Footle · 20/02/2019 20:14

Bring on the 500 year old food!