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Masterchef. You don't have to be a serial killer to cook here, but it helps. Thread 2.

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Halsall · 15/02/2019 21:43

Tim survives to kill cook another day. More from him at a later date, but also (thank goodness) from lovely Irini.

Bring on the new victims.

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AutumnCrow · 27/02/2019 20:30

It was Rupert, 'my' Mitford.

foxessocks · 27/02/2019 20:30

He reminds me of a coconut

SchadenfreudePersonified · 27/02/2019 20:30

Congratulations Halsall.

And my education progresses thanks to the Miracle that is Masterchef!

Footle · 27/02/2019 20:30

My genealogy of real and fictional Mitfords is up shit creek.

Squooosh · 27/02/2019 20:30

I hope he complimented your burnt offerings, Autumn.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 27/02/2019 20:31

foxes YES! Coconut!

Re Elliott - chicken 3 ways sounds more appetising than cabbage 3 ways doesn't it?

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 27/02/2019 20:31

I seem to remember us mercilessly ripping into the two blokes. Elizabeth? Whoosh.
I think you're right about Blondie Schade. I think she may have fallen into a vat of Botox too

Squooosh · 27/02/2019 20:31

I love buttermilk chicken. Yum

Squooosh · 27/02/2019 20:31

But I'm OVER salted caramel

whatashower · 27/02/2019 20:32

Haha squoosh and crow re Mitfords 😀

GrouchyKiwi · 27/02/2019 20:32

Eliot's food sounds fantastic. Don't fuck it up, old son.

RomaineCalm · 27/02/2019 20:32

Evening all! Have I missed much? Had lost track of time trying to find my way out of the laundry basket before being seconded onto homework duty. It's rock 'n' roll here. WineWineWine

foxessocks · 27/02/2019 20:32

I like this guy.

ellenanora5 · 27/02/2019 20:32

Was just thinking that Footle, have bitter memories of dinner at eight and getting fed about eleven

AutumnCrow · 27/02/2019 20:32

He was incredibly polite, Squoosh, I'll give him that.

Footle · 27/02/2019 20:32

I haven't had enough salted caramel in my life

foxessocks · 27/02/2019 20:32

I don't like salted caramel though but I'll forgive that. Never understood salted caramel.

GrouchyKiwi · 27/02/2019 20:33

I love the way Scottish people say Soup.

user122397743 · 27/02/2019 20:33

Psychiatrist looks like blonde one from ABBA
Grin

foxessocks · 27/02/2019 20:33

Have we ever had a tidy cook on MC?!

fourquenelles · 27/02/2019 20:33

Oh dear soup woman is having a mare

SchadenfreudePersonified · 27/02/2019 20:34

Welcome Romaine

We've finished the Baileys and are onto the Co-op own brand sweet sherry . .

Ooooh OCD Psycho wumman has exploded her blender

Clean-up on MasterChef!!!!

Squooosh · 27/02/2019 20:34

He can't think of a dish where he's had two types of potato? Well he clearly didn't have an Irish upbringing.

GrouchyKiwi · 27/02/2019 20:34

To be honest, Gregg, I'd eat a dish comprised solely of potatoes 6 ways.

I like Elizabeth.

foxessocks · 27/02/2019 20:34

grouchy I was literally just thinking that about the way she said soup! Love it!