Masterchef. You don't have to be a serial killer to cook here, but it helps. Thread 2.

[Halsall]

Tim survives to kill cook another day. More from him at a later date, but also (thank goodness) from lovely Irini.

Bring on the new victims.

Hey Romaine, how's things, god bloody homework, I don't miss that

Oops. Late again! Got a bit caught up with Michael Cohen and the Congressional committee on the News - exciting stuff. Didn't notice the time.

Argh she's made a mess!

Sarah has more of an Agnetha from Abba Tribute face surely.
Billy and Jack Layer-Cake look too good to be true with all their hipster credentials.

I don't remember the michelin star woman although she's done really well! The other two look quite sweet together.

I'm just glad it's not last week's humourless trio.

They look poncey don't they

Rebecca's looking very flushed . . . .

To be honest, Gregg, I'd eat a dish comprised solely of potatoes 6 ways.

So would I squooosh I love spuds!

For someone who likes order in the kitchen hers is a bit of a bomb site. (Not like mine, oh no no)

That's a lot of pea puree.

Again, these judges appear WAY better than that first sorry trio, hope I havent spoken too soon,

I hate to interrupt the flow at this critical point but there's a DELICIOUS NEW THREAD

In case we fill this one up.....

@Halsall running out of thread!

Peas peas peas peas

Have we a new thread (panics)

No Gregg you're just a blob

Oh Gawd - the dog's just farted!

I can barely breathe . . .

Omg can’t Greg use cutlery

Myimaginarycathasfleas that has been top notch viewing! I can see some of those clips being played many times over the decades to come.

YES to Pamela Stephenson.

(She writes that sex therapy column in the Observer where someone pours their little sensually-challenged heart out every week and she basically word-salads the same brief guidance into, 'You need to make a bit more effort'.)

WHAT DO YOU MEAN HOW WE PRONOUNCE SOUP
ITS> .....SOUP.
🙄

That fish dish looks lovely, like actual edible food.

halsall
No pressure

shower

I feel your pain . . .

New thread: www.mumsnet.com/Talk/telly_addicts/3519765-Veg-that-pleases-and-infectious-diseases-The-myriad-joys-of-MASTERCHEF-thread-3?watched=1&msgid=85232053#85232053