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Masterchef. You don't have to be a serial killer to cook here, but it helps. Thread 2.

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Halsall · 15/02/2019 21:43

Tim survives to kill cook another day. More from him at a later date, but also (thank goodness) from lovely Irini.

Bring on the new victims.

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ellenanora5 · 27/02/2019 20:34

Hey Romaine, how's things, god bloody homework, I don't miss that

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 27/02/2019 20:35

Oops. Late again! Got a bit caught up with Michael Cohen and the Congressional committee on the News - exciting stuff. Didn't notice the time.

foxessocks · 27/02/2019 20:35

Argh she's made a mess!

Pencilmuseum · 27/02/2019 20:35

Sarah has more of an Agnetha from Abba Tribute face surely.
Billy and Jack Layer-Cake look too good to be true with all their hipster credentials.

Squooosh · 27/02/2019 20:35

I don't remember the michelin star woman although she's done really well! The other two look quite sweet together.

I'm just glad it's not last week's humourless trio.

foxessocks · 27/02/2019 20:35

They look poncey don't they

SchadenfreudePersonified · 27/02/2019 20:35

Rebecca's looking very flushed . . . .

To be honest, Gregg, I'd eat a dish comprised solely of potatoes 6 ways.

So would I squooosh I love spuds!

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 27/02/2019 20:35

For someone who likes order in the kitchen hers is a bit of a bomb site. (Not like mine, oh no no)

GrouchyKiwi · 27/02/2019 20:35

That's a lot of pea puree.

whatashower · 27/02/2019 20:35

Again, these judges appear WAY better than that first sorry trio, hope I havent spoken too soon,

Halsall · 27/02/2019 20:36

I hate to interrupt the flow at this critical point but there's a DELICIOUS NEW THREAD

In case we fill this one up.....

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fourquenelles · 27/02/2019 20:36

@Halsall running out of thread!

littlbrowndog · 27/02/2019 20:36

Peas peas peas peas

ellenanora5 · 27/02/2019 20:36

Have we a new thread (panics)

foxessocks · 27/02/2019 20:36

No Gregg you're just a blob

SchadenfreudePersonified · 27/02/2019 20:36

Oh Gawd - the dog's just farted!

I can barely breathe . . .

littlbrowndog · 27/02/2019 20:36

Omg can’t Greg use cutlery

Squooosh · 27/02/2019 20:37

Myimaginarycathasfleas that has been top notch viewing! Grin I can see some of those clips being played many times over the decades to come.

AutumnCrow · 27/02/2019 20:37

YES to Pamela Stephenson.

(She writes that sex therapy column in the Observer where someone pours their little sensually-challenged heart out every week and she basically word-salads the same brief guidance into, 'You need to make a bit more effort'.)

whatashower · 27/02/2019 20:38

WHAT DO YOU MEAN HOW WE PRONOUNCE SOUP
ITS> .....SOUP.
🙄

jay55 · 27/02/2019 20:38

That fish dish looks lovely, like actual edible food.

whatashower · 27/02/2019 20:38

halsall
No pressure

SchadenfreudePersonified · 27/02/2019 20:39

shower

I feel your pain . . .

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