Masterchef. You don't have to be a serial killer to cook here, but it helps. Thread 2.

[Halsall]

Tim survives to kill cook another day. More from him at a later date, but also (thank goodness) from lovely Irini.

Bring on the new victims.

That looks delish, Crisp! Definitely going to be giving that a go.

It’s really easy. The trick with the slicing is peel, par roast and then when you slice put the handle of a wooden spoon lengthways next to the squash so you don’t slice too far.

Shamelessly place marking. I luffs Masterchef. I hope there are some better cooks next week!

Checking in

Plaice Lino Monarch

Plaice Lino Monarch

Very cryptic, Grinchly. Autocorrect perhaps? 😁

The cats were not impressed that Yui went and Tim stayed. In fact, they had a bit of a fight.

Game cookery is NOT easy, it goes from succulent to leather in the blink of an eye.

My partner is away this week (Switzerland, so I'm hoping for some NICE CHOCOLATE, please, darling), so I am going to have to save the episodes until they return. Devotion or what?

Much as I'm sad that Yui left, I do agree with PPs that she fucked up by not doing her research.

Is it on again tonight?

I've just seen a thing on Twitter - Masterchef is Wed (8.00 pm), Thur (8.00pm) and Fri (9.00pm) this week.

Can anyone confirm or rebut?

What are they trying to do to me? - I'm already in a state of terminal confusion ffs!

NOOOOOOOO!

But you're right, Schaden. Radio Times confirms. It's bloody FOOPBALL tonight

Chiz chiz

damn straight - and only 30 mins on Fri. No Mrs Joyful prize for BBC planners. they could have shifted a documentary at 9pm about gifted teenagers on bbc2 into the bin.

It's hard enough keeping up with the effing masterchef schedule to start off with, without this kind of going on!

So wall to wall football tonight!

Oh buttered ball sacks & toasted testes. Bloody football!

I'll have to watch the rest of Umbrella Academy instead (luckily DH hates fubble as well).

But...it's Monday!

Boys foopball or girls foopball? As if I didn't know.

< gives telly dark glowering look>

I was so looking forward to watching it tonight

They are BUGGERS, fleas - BUGGERS!!!!!

They don't care whose hearts they break.

Please share the tissues. There is Jeff all on tv tonight and I was looking forward to a therapeutic Gregg-slagging

'Tis very annoying, but at least I can watch Bones instead.

I love Bones

Giving us a chance to catch up on other stuff

We are so behind we are watching Line of Duty.

Season 2

Was v v v v v annoyed to be stationary on the M6 for hours and hours today with only some Waitrose beetroot falafel (disappointing, underseasoned ) and an audiobook (Nomad by James Swallow - gripping) for company. So sort of glad that Masterchef is a scheduling football and I didnt actually miss. And very glad I had just had a loo stop before hitting the traffic queue, phew.